Quick reminder: Venezuela is still an anarchic shit-storm, and now it's impacting immigration to American shores.

The White Man March, a racist demonstration by a handful of white dudes in light khakis and sunglasses, went off with a whimper last month, failing to attract even a sliver of the turnout organizers hoped for. Now they're apparently following it up by targeting a new audience: Kids hunting Easter eggs.

A friend of mine is an artist at a self-publishing house here in Indiana. She just recently posted on Facebook that her project for today is illustrating a white supremacist manifesto. Part of me wants to give her shit for not standing up to her crappy job and just saying no, but another part of me wants to respect that it's her business, and she's just trying to pay the bills (although I believe that sort of justification is known as the Yuppie Nuremberg Defense). Giving my friend shit for helping publish hate-literature as part of her job: Is that okay?

They're staffers for influential congressmen and PACs. They work at top international banks and consulting firms. Also, they claim to hit women, lie to cops, chase ass, trade pills and hard drugs, and pour "so much champagne on bitches titties." These are the email confessions of a banned fraternity.

Netflix announced in a letter to shareholders that it will raise its prices by $1-2 per month for new subscribers, while current customers can keep the $7.99 price "for a generous time period." The company also opposed the Comcast-Time Warner merger, shocking exactly no one.

There was once a time—before Facebook bought the Oculus Rift, before Zach Braff had a Kickstarter—when optimists hoped crowdfunding would change the world. It would democratize product development, change investing forever, and revolutionize the way we pay for tortoise penis surgeries. And now the dream is real.

Barack and Michelle Obama cheer a little egg roller as they host the White House Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on Monday. This year's event features live music, cooking stations, storytelling, and of course, some Easter egg rolling. Image via Carolyn Kaster/AP.

After a rash of recent crime, residents of Fairview Township, Pa. can finally rest at ease: Members of the local chapter of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan have started a neighborhood watch program in the township, complete with fliers and a 24-hour "Klanline."

Last January, Kentucky State Penitentiary inmate James Embry died, following "weeks of erratic behavior" and a hunger strike. A new AP investigation shows that lax and incompetent prison officials stood by and let it happen.

Slate is resurrecting its paid membership program. Among the many perks available: “Slate Plus members will automatically get single-page articles throughout the site.” Price: $50/year.

Royal baby Prince George, son of Kate and Wills, was born third in line to the British throne. But he's not even a year old, and some Canadian wizard is already about to screw it all up for him.

Meb Keflezighi crosses the finish line in first place to win the 2014 Boston Marathon on Monday. Meb is the first American winner of the Boston Marathon since 1983. Image via Jared Wickerham/Getty.

Once upon a time, a lot of gangsters got together and built some casinos in the middle of a desert. For inexplicable reasons, these casinos were allowed to flourish into a major metropolitan area: Las Vegas. Now, that city is staring down a dry, waterless future.

A 49-year-old New York man fell to his death after his parachute failed to open while he was skydiving. He landed in a backyard in Washington Township, N.J. around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon, right as the family next door was in the middle of an Easter egg hunt.

A local news station decided to add some cute to its Easter coverage by bringing in a pair of bunnies to do what they do best: delivering eggs and candy and bringing joy to children. Just kidding! Fucking.

As the official death toll from the disaster rose to 86, the president of South Korea condemned the captain and some crew members of the sunken ferry Sewol on Monday, calling their behavior "unforgivable" and "murderous."

A man is charged with aggravated assault against his girlfriend after an Easter egg decorating party went horribly awry Sunday, leaving the woman with a black eye and the man under arrest after attacking cops with a sword.

Game of Thrones' characters found themselves recovering from King Joffrey's death, and its viewers found themselves wondering: Why did no one wonder where Littlefinger was? Who is Tommen, and is he an incest child? Where the hell are Arya and the Hound? And what is Danaerys doing?

"The average credit card interest rate for people with fair credit has hit a shocking 21 percent, up more than 2 percent from only a year ago."

Months after Justin Bieber faux-outraged Americans with an adorable little crime spree, the White House has finally responded to a petition to deport the singer back to his native Canada with a polite, "Yeah, no."