Following reports last week that he starred in a second crack cocaine video, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is, according to Rob Ford, now in rehab. And he's having a blast. "Rehab is amazing," he told the Toronto Sun. "It reminds me of football camp. Kind of like the Washington Redskins camp I went to as a kid."

Conan O'Brien had Dave Franco on his show last night to talk about the new Rogen/Efron comedy Neighbors, but nobody wants to know what Dave Franco has to say about Neighbors. They want to know what he has to say about his naked, creepy-on-the-Internet brother, James Franco.

Shame on New York's dysfunctional state government: last night, in a disgusting display of favoritism for special interests, our State Senate attempted to hand the public's whole motherhumping life and legacy over to the forces of Big (Garbage) Yogurt.

In the "Amy Goes Deep" segment from last night's Inside Amy Schumer, Schumer deftly walks the line of vibing with and mocking 106-year-old Downing, who's being interviewed precisely because she is 106 (no other reason is needed). I love that Downing regularly lets Schumer's smart-assed questions fall flat, sometimes to the point of ignoring them. If that isn't shade, it sure reads like it. I love Downing's one-liners (on not using Twitter: "I don't know any of the new things"; on social changes she's seen women go through: "Well, everybody's wearing pants").

Stanford University has announced that it will divest its endowment funds of coal company stocks, which has the twin benefits of making a powerful statement on behalf of the environment and making Harvard look like timid little scrubs.

Following six months of protests, a Thai court on Wednesday ordered Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra to leave office. The Constitutional Court ruled that Yingluck abused her powers when she transferred her national head of security to another post three years ago.

Back when Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm were teenagers, they competed in a game of Trivial Pursuit to win a girl's heart. The winner, without question, was the girl.

It was only a few months ago that Larry King was angling to get his old job back, but the ancient soothsayer is now telling interviewers that he dodged a bullet.

There's a definite limit to what you can get away with in the sky, even on a Virgin Atlantic flight. One intoxicated woman learned that the hard way this weekend.

Join us over at Gawker's Morning After tonight, as we watch Ramona act totally normal on Real Housewives of New York, Jess and Nick continue doing whatever on the New Girl finale, and Mindy Lahiri find love in one or more hopeless places on the Mindy Project finale. No one deserves to be alone with these people.

Seth Rogen, like many human beings with the ability to see and hear, is not a big fan of Justin Bieber. Yesterday on the Howard Stern Show, he explained why.

An Archbishop gave the first real explanation of what the Vatican does with priests who are accused of raping or molesting children during a UN committee hearing on torture today.

Consider the humble cereal bowl. It holds food, which is useful. But then it becomes dirty, and you have to wash it, a chore that steals away precious seconds of your very busy day. So fuck it. Skip the bowl. Just combine the milk and cereal in your mouth and...

A former combat Marine says he shouldn't be languishing in a Tijuana jail for crossing the Mexican border with three guns, because it was all a mistake: He was heading for a night out with his buddies in California, missed the last highway exit, and ended up Mexico-bound.

Why won't the U.S. government let veterans smoke weed? Shit, VICE, that's a damn good question.

A former Portland State University undergraduate has filed a $1 million lawsuit against her faculty mentor for sexual harassment over the professor's alleged obsession with the student's experiences as a BDSM model and sexual-abuse survivor.

Last Friday in the Guardian, the novelist Will Self declared the novel dead, inert, lifeless, kaput. Self himself (whoa) tries to hedge his bold headline, but it still leaves him sounding like a much more verbose Jonathan Franzen. Also: he's wrong.

"45 Percent Of Men Orgasm In Under Two Minutes And I'm Totally OK With That. I don't want some dude slamming his junk inside of me for hours." XOJane.com's relationship advice remains indispensable.

Months after the infamous Swiss cheese man terrified city residents, Philadelphia has a new public masturbator on the loose.

Last week's revelation that Kanye West went zip-lining and hated it was a cathartic moment for the internet, and a humanizing moment for the rapper with the world's most titanic ego. What if Ye were one us? Just a slob like one of us?