Do you "do" molly? Are you not necessarily addicted to the ecstasy replacement drug, but you can't have fun without it? When the molly kicks in, do you really feel like you become one with the music? Is this basically what you've been doing for the past three years? Are you hallucinating on the ceiling? Do you keep thinking about your dog who was barking when you left the house? Are you outside of your apartment complex swinging flags around because you really need to rehearse?

Jon Stewart learned the gruesome details of the CIA's torture of detainees along with the rest of us yesterday, and it made him feel like Mr. Creosote after a wafer-thin mint. Which is to say, he wanted to puke—an understandable reaction after learning an inmate's meal was "pureed and rectally infused," apparently resulting in "no actionable intelligence."

Tepid Communist New York City mayor Bill De Blasio reportedly will not support a special tax on luxury second apartments because it is perceived as a political "nonstarter." All this means is that everyone must condemn the rich more loudly in 2015.

Last night, two men with intellectual disabilities were put to death.

Kim Kardashian gained a fair amount of weight during her pregnancy with baby North West, and the tabloids were genuinely terrible to her about it. Now in an interview with Elle UK, Kim explains she went through that trial because of God. God smote Kim Kardashian for thinking she was "so hot."

As people work their way through the passel of documents that is the Senate Intelligence Committee's report on post-9/11, Bush-era CIA torture, Fox News is ready to weigh in: The long-planned doc dump is all political subterfuge. The reactions of some of the hosts of the network's Outnumbered, though, was Fox News at their most stridently jingoistic.

After a Pennsylvania woman's Facebook post threatening to shoot Mike Brown protestors went viral this week, its apparent author had a simple explanation: my kid did it!

On Tuesday, the Phoenix Police Department named 30-year-old Mark Rine as the killer of Rumain Brisbon, an unarmed black man who was gunned down last week after the officer reportedly mistook a pill bottle for a gun.

Ah, Switzerland, the land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks and, if you ask nicely, Big Macs served with a healthy helping of cunnilingus.

Hey, drunk people: Did you decorate a sheep for Christmas this weekend? Did you then lose that sheep? If so, please report your drunken self to the Nebraska Humane Society and pick up your Christmas sheep.

David Brooks, a man with a national newspaper platform upon which he can reflect and analyze events for potentially millions of readers, is using that rich platform to ruminate on the recent grand jury non-indictments in the deaths of Eric Garner and Michael Brown, innocent men who were killed for no reason by police officers.

Hallmark Cards pulled the above silver-and-blue patterned gift wrap from retailers' shelves after a Walgreens customer spotted it in a Hanukkah display and filed a complaint because wait just a damn minute are those swastikas?

If a restaurant overcharges you by $4, there are two reasonable options: You could 1) not worry about it—it's only four dollars, after all, or 2) politely ask for your money back. If you're a huge asshole, there's a third option: You could write five emails—totaling hundreds of words—over three days demanding a refund of $12, a price increase you calculated using your dick-ish understanding of obscure Massachusetts law.

Robert Wayne Holsey, an intellectually disabled man who was represented at trial by an active alcoholic, is scheduled to be executed at 7 p.m. by the state of Georgia unless the U.S. Supreme Court steps in. His final petition for his life can be seen here.

Five days before Thanksgiving, the adored Brooklyn indie rock venue Death By Audio shut its doors after seven years. When DBA's founders announced its demise in September, they did not explain why they were suddenly closing, and they declined comment when we stated what everyone knew to be true: that they were being pushed out to make room for Vice's new offices. But in a new interview, DBA founder Edan Wilbur explains exactly what happens when Vice consumes your building.

You may be aware that Charles C. Johnson of GotNews.com had a role in several notorious (and false) stories published by Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller. Yes, this includes the infamous debunked article—to which Johnson “contributed reporting”—about New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez supposedly soliciting prostitutes in the Dominican Republic.

Diddy's alleged attack on Drake at a Miami club during Art Basel was provoked by Drake's "disrespectful" use of a Boi-1da beat that Diddy had been hoarding since earlier this year, TMZ reports:

Nagoro, a town in the mountains of Japan, once bustled with people. Now, thanks to deaths, the falling birthrate, a dearth of young people moving in, and one industrious artist, there are 35 living humans and three times as many limp and dead-eyed scarecrows.

Buried among more disturbing revelations in the Senate Intelligence Committee's new report on CIA's torture programs is this darkly hilarious tidbit: George W. Bush asked not to be told the locations of CIA detention facilities because he was worried he'd "accidentally disclose" the secret intel.

Last weekend, Vice had a huge concert party to celebrate its 20th anniversary. Before the party, zillionaire Vice boss Shane Smith handed out ca$$$hh money.