Weakest Endorsement Ever

cityfile · 10/09/09 12:15PM

President Obama endorsed Bill Thompson in the race for mayor today. But he managed to do so without uttering the words himself (Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs delivered the news) and without referring to Thompson by name (Gibbs described as the "Democratic nominee"). And then he followed up by complimenting Mayor Bloomberg, just to hedge a bit more:

A Sulzberger Defends His Own

cityfile · 10/09/09 11:50AM

An relatively unnoticed supporting player at the trial of Anthony Marshall was A.G. Sulzberger, the great-grandson of Metropolitan Museum trustee and New York Times chairman Arthur Hays Sulzberger, grandson of Arthur Ochs "Punch" Sulzberger, the longtime chairman of both the Times and the museum, and son of Arthur Ochs "Pinch" Sulzberger, Jr., who now runs the paper.

Any Data You Give to Google Can and Will Be Used Against You

Ryan Tate · 10/09/09 11:21AM

The uber-geeks who run Google don't seem like to think about the messy world of law and politics. But it can't be avoided. The latest example: A Bear Stearns manager done in by a GMail account he thought was closed.

Click This Post One Million Times to Save a Baby Seal!

Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/09 11:18AM

Sometimes you just want to grab The American Consumer about the shoulders, and shake him, and yell: "Hey, stop being such a sucker!" Because...OMG a fuzzy wuzzy baby seal! I must buy so much Dawn® brand product, or he dies.

Bunny Lines = Botox

cityfile · 10/09/09 10:47AM

New Yorkers aren't exactly shy about their fondness for Botox. But if a woman isn't prepared to spill her beauty secrets—or you suspect she's lying to you—there are some clues to indicate whether she's an addict.

Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan

Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/09 09:14AM

The deadly Mexican Pig Flu's dirtiest deed yet: Coming between you and the literal body and blood of Christ. You will pay dearly for this, heathen microbe.

Which Former Child Star Botched His Own Overdose?

Brian Moylan · 10/09/09 08:45AM

This former whiz kid can't do anything right and swallowed a bunch of pills to get attention and only got a belly ache. Speaking of juvenile, some actor boys can't drive or hold down a job. Play nice, kids!

Spotted

cityfile · 10/09/09 08:40AM

Drew Barrymore walking in Soho ... Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt arriving at JFK ... Julianne Moore walking with son Caleb in the meatpacking district ... Rachel McAdams pulling a suitcase behind her in Soho ... Daniel Craig leaving his apartment building ... Jon Gosselin grabbing breakfast on the Upper West Side ... Hugh Jackman playing with his kids at a West Village playground ... Star Trek's Chris Pine walking downtown ... Jocelyne Wildenstein with her boyfriend outside Le Cirque ... Mrs. Matt Lauer walking down Madison with one of their sons ... Mischa Barton leaving a party at Gustavino's on East 59th Street ... and Penelope Cruz leaving her hotel in Midtown and heading to dinner.

NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon

Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/09 08:18AM

No indication of the moon wobbling dangerously off its axis, starting an inexorable descent towards earth. No huge chunks of the moon breaking off, starting an inexorable descent towards earth. No angry aliens rising out of the moon's core in their battle crafts, starting an inexorable descent towards earth. No reason to call out the Army's top secret interstellar fighting force. In contrast to this direct quote from NASA's director of nerd propaganda, yesterday:

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

cityfile · 10/09/09 08:06AM

Do you know what "smudging" is? If you've watched an episode of Bravo's Flipping Out and you saw crazy Jeff Lewis burning sage in an effort to drive the evil spirits out of a home, you're familiar with the practice. But it's not just a wacky phenomenon restricted to LA or reality TV.