So! In foggy London town, people are wondering who is a Jew and who is not a Jew! Why can't we all be Jews? Because some Jews are more Jewy than other Jews, apparently. Are you? Find out! Question 1:

Hello, my name is Adrian Chen and I am your new early shift night editor! This means I will be frantically shoveling words into the 8pm-12am news hole each Sunday through Thursday night. Please welcome me.

How are some reacting to last night's sole Republican yea vote? Like this.

Things To Watch Instead of Mad Men: the day Jared Kushner announced hiring Kyle Pope as the New York Observer's new editor, departed longtime Observer editor Peter Kaplan went on Charlie Rose. He gave some great quotes. Here's good storytelling.

The Most Successfully Boring Show In The History Of Television's season finale: tonight. NY Mag's has a nice viewers guide to watching it. The only real character suspense is how long before they go away. Spoiler: their lives suck. [Vulture]

SNL Digest is back, because there's a lot of buzz about last night's Taylor Swift episode being really, really good, all over the internet! But is it substantiated? Was Kanye there? Did she come out about dating Taylor Lautner? Questions!

ChiChi! Joo got the yayo, mane? No boss, we got something better. The addictive shit that is the uncut NYT Weddings & Celebrations section. Our pusherman? Phyllis Nefler, moving mad weight weekly, who dips into the product just for you.

We're completely in love with this guy/girl duo Pomplamoose who put together multiple layers of audio and video to make a new type of music video called a "VideoSong." What's a VideoSong? Watch and find out.

I'm not entirely sure why they're so compelling. But here are pictures of Levi Johnston's arrival in New York for his Playgirl shoot, where he'll put Alaska's Most Famous Loin in print, via Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio. Girls: go crazy.

Here at Gawker.TV, we love "instantly watching" movies on Netflix. So every Sunday we're going to give you something to watch on your "Lazy Sundays."

More juicy revelations courtesy of Marty Rathbun, the defector who's going all-out with deep insiders' knowledge of Scientology. This time, it's Tom Cruise: he offered to give deviant members a beatdown, and that "drills" were performed whenever he was oncoming.

Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and Lilo. Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup.

After a long, hard, bloody, awful debate that brought out the worst in our national conversation, the Democratic health care package just passed by a House vote of 220-215. An anti-abortion federal funding amendment sealed the deal. So: now what?

Wow, little bit of a short day. Or long, depending on what angle you look at it from, nahmean? Here's your open thread. There's a new Saturday Night Live tonight, and the house is nearing a health care vote.

There's much chatter about upcoming final votes on the Health Care bill we're basically sick—ahem—of hearing about because when people talk about health care they apparently start to go slightly insane. As evidenced by this baby-assisted floor speech.

The supposedly magical ladyparts of Kate Hudson and Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly are being credited for their respective boyfriends'—Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter—awe-inspiring post-season performance. Here's hoping Ms. Kelly doesn't get jealous of Jeter's new girlfriend.

You're a cop, you're on your way to get your car fixed. You hear there's a shooter at Fort Hood, and then what? You're supposed to respond. It's your job. But could you do what Sgt. Kimberly Denise Munley did?

1. Eat a cheeseburger.

There's an entire Sunday Styles item on Jay-Z's nu-New York anthem, which has now been performed at the VMAs, the World Series, City Hall, your son's bris, and everywhere else. Should Hova step off, or should Sinatra step over?

The State is one of the most irreverent, bizarre, and delightful sketch shows out there. The problem with it is that if you weren't a hip college kid in 1993 you've probably never seen it.