Tec Touch Gloves: wave of the future, or mittens designed for pretentious nerds? GlovesForAddicts.com offers gloves that are specially designed to work with touch-screen phones. We're just wondering what kind of person is out there building snowmen while checking emails...

About 3,500 New York sex offenders have been kicked off Facebook and MySpace after identifying their accounts under a new state law. And, go figure, like 80 percent of them were on Facebook. Even sex fiends are ditching MySpace.

Gather a bunch of snobby socialites around a restaurant-prepared turkey and the results are just as boozy, screamy, and terror-y as all of yours. Maybe the rich aren't so different after all. But they're more powerful!

We've all been there: that terrible time when the magic has gone and one realizes that they aren't really "in it to win it" anymore. If you need help deciding if your relationship is about to expire, watch this.

In your traditional Tuesday media column: Lewis Lapham endures, Lou Dobbs is in demand, Charlie Rose gets a new column, and Sheriff Joe harassed by J-schoolers playing the race card.

Here's a round-up of the viral craze that's both cute and funny... Animals inspired by other animals.

The alleged cop killer pardoned by Mike Huckabee was killed by Seattle cops this morning.

This serves as an instructional video on how to use Google Docs... and how to use to your advantage. But does passing around a rough draft of a love letter to your friends count as an "advantage"?

Poncho, a smart 30 year old double yellow headed amazon parrot, uses one of his feathers to help scratch his head. Best part, he wasn't taught to do this, he figured it out on his own!

Forget the sanctimonious tsk-tsking about fame-whoring: Michaele and Tareq Salahi's party crashing scandal is the best thing to happen to the Real Housewives since some crazy New Jersey bitch flipped a table.

Stephen Colbert interviewed President of the Ploughshares Fund Joseph Cirincione about the elimination of nuclear weapons. Colbert feared that if nuclear weapons were eliminated, we wouldn't see any more awesome explosions. He then demonstrated said awesome explosion.

Really? An iron? This Massachusetts woman who was "down on her luck" sees an image of Jesus in her iron and everything magically becomes better. Here's to hoping her lord and savior can pay off credit-card debt!

The internet is turning us all into nasty, vengeful monsters, according to a Wall Street Journal columnist's trend piece. And you can become one of those monsters, by using the eye-opening tactics outlined in the article. Service-y!

Meeting that special someone on the World Wide Web just got .00001% less skeevy! Attorney General Andrew Cuomo reports that as part of a new state law enacted last year, some 3,500 sex offenders have been booted off of Facebook and MySpace, including 659 people who live in New York City. [NBC]

Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair's fine. But the Tiger Woods Affair allegations are everywhere. As are other salacious rumors. And pictures. You're not handling it well, Rachel. We're here to help you take control.

The PSA for "One Got Fat"—a 1960's bicycle safety video—puts all retro-weird PSA's to shame. Terrifying monkey masks usually do that. Overlaying Boards of Canada's "Everything You Do is a Balloon" somehow makes the video even more bizarre.

Two hoarders, Shirley and Bailey, tried to take in as many stray cats in the neighborhood as possible. In taking in around 76(!) cats, they overlooked one important thing: feeding them.

According to Bloomberg's Alice Schroeder, senior Goldman Sachs bankers have begun applying for permits to carry concealed handguns, lending credence to Vanity Fair's Bethany McLean's assessment that "There is an embattled feeling around" Goldman now. Tom Wolfe, call your office.

Tiger Woods might want to hide his golf clubs: Us Weekly reports another woman had an affair with the golfer. Jaimee Grubbs, a 24-year-old cocktail waitress from LA— and one-time reality show contestant, naturally—tells the tabloid she had a 31-month fling with Woods (during which time they had "20 sexual encounters"), and she has the voicemails and text messages to prove it. [Us, NYDN]

Spain's Cuarto television network aired this commercial for the final season of Lost yesterday. This dark, haunting imagery set to Radiohead's "Everything In Its Right Place" might make any casual tv-viewer amped up enough to get into the upcoming season.