Sarah "Paddy" Jones is a septuagenarian who has gained notoriety for her sensational salsa skils showcased on Spain's Got Talent. Indubitably impressive, her acrobatic routines astound regardless of any concern for her old, fragile bones snapping while she shakes.

Did these guys learn anything from the Bradys? Lesson One: Don't play ball in the house. Lesson Two: Don't throw footballs at people's faces.

We are trying to take down Seed, the AOL Media Borg created to destroy media. Our weapon of choice: poetry. Today the robot brain asks about "Identity Info Sharing" and the great muse of verse responds.

Chaos in Copenhagen! A tense meeting between Barack Obama, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, and Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh began with violence. Reporters were shoved!

When a sit-com ends, the final character stares blankly at the room where so many memories were once held, sighs fondly, then silently exits. Here is a compilation of those moments. Ahh, the memories.

All week we've been following Snoop Dogg on his latest publicity tour, finding that he's repeated himself over and over again. On Martha Stewart this morning we watched, expecting to see the same, what occured was the complete opposite.

Kalia Hale-Stern, who oversees the Gawker Media comments, is looking for a few interns to assist her quiet but firm rule over the commentariat:

Here comes another over-complicated and unnecessary product out just in time for the holidays! Celery is a service that saves your beloved elders from ever learning how to use the internet. Because they're old and dying, so what's the point?

Some bicycle-loving Brooklyn residents are furious about the city's recent decision to eliminate a bike lane in Williamsburg. (It was done to appease members of the neighborhood's ultra-Orthodox community, who objected to the spandex-clad cyclists in their midst, apparently.) The biking enthusiasts aren't standing down, though.

Facebook doubtlessly hoped forcing open user profiles would help the social network compete more profitably with open systems like Twitter. But there could well be a multi-million-dollar price to pay for the aggressive change, particularly if Facebook broke the law.

In your freezing Friday media column: Greg Mitchell goes rock-n-roll, 2009 was a dangerous year for reporters, Ted Koppel still chilling out, and your daily local newspaper wingnuttery.

Former presidential candidate and Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee appeared on last night's Daily Show and briefly engaged in Christmas/Hanukkah debate with host Jon Stewart. He also finally put to rest the rumors surrounding his own miraculous birth.

If you're a fan of MTV's Jersey Shore, your next birthday party just got about ten times more exciting. Nicole Polizzi, or "Snooki" as she's known to the universe, will gladly turn up in person—and hopefully do some of her very impressive backflips for you—for "$2,000 plus transportation." [NYC The Blog]

The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and "not fall in love." You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong.

A reader asks: "Why does Melania Trump look so unhappy all the time?" Good question! We'd never really noticed it before, but Donald Trump's third wife (and the mother of his fifth child) does look pretty miserable in most photos. Maybe this is to be expected when you realize that despite the lavish lifestyle you lead and all the material possessions you've accumulated, you're still married to Donald Trump? An attempt by the Slovenian-born ex-model to look sexy? We have no clue, but some photographic evidence of Melania's misery is below. And if you have something you'd like us to look into, feel free to let us know.

Jersey Shore is a good thing. This is a fact. But have they blown their wad with too many TV appearances? Has the situation arisen where The Situation points to his abs and we no longer care? Let's discuss.

Fresh off their holiday movie guide, Gabe and Max reflect on the events that shaped this decade.

"The job outlook for graduate students in language and literature is..." That's as far as you have to read before you stop and laugh ruefully at the carnage sure to come.

It's a 25,000 dollar Neiman Marcus cupcake automobile, and it's customizable! There are wheels, icing, a throttle, sprinkles, and most importantly a hat. Look at Dave go!

explaining why he tossed oranges at the NYU students who had the temerity to look outside their dorm windows when he was on his balcony, according to Hollywood Life.