Here's a thing that is mean and sad, but also admirably blunt. It is a Photoshop of the Sex and the City 2: Requiem poster where SJP's head has been switched out with a horse's. Because, you know, that joke.
In 1994, the National Library of Medicine's Visible Human Project cut and MRI scanned a man's entire body. The result? 1871 images, which can be condensed into 62 seconds of beautiful video.
Being in the same room with another human can be "weird," but being in a room every day watching television alone can be "suicide-inducing." If only there was some way to interact with other lonely, isolated television watchers, while alone...
Pixar's original franchise film, Toy Story, will be dropping a third installment in June. Will its success measure up to the first two? This clip gives us more than any of the teasers have so far, so watch it.
We're glad to have Regis back after his hip surgery. But when Kelly asks about New Year's resolutions, he replies, "never wearing a catheter again." Just what Live! viewers want to envision with their morning coffee.
Teenage boys love pranks more than they love Stuff Magazine, and they love Stuff Magazine. Watch two buddies team up on a third and then verbally assault him. Ah, memories.
It's time to trudge back to work—sticky with champagne, coughing up confetti—now that New Year's is over. "Work" for some of us means awards season, this morning marking the beginning of the real full-court press coverage. What's new:
The Dow Jones is already up nearly 150 points this morning, as everyone who made a resolution to invest for the new year piles their money into the market. Savvy finance sharks will take advantage of this onrush of dumb money, sending the market plummeting downward in the near future. And then there's that whole recession thing, which is still not over. So basically, sell now.
Even though you had the week between Christmas and New Year's off doesn't mean celebs stopped living their lives and the world stopped reporting on it. Here is a catch-up for all you missed while away from the Internet.
Finding a new dentist is tough, especially with the proliferation of cheap black market anesthesia and excavators. Not included: avoid Drs. Tim Whatley and Christian Szell.
David Duchovny walking his dog on the Upper East Side this morning ... Ashlee Simpson leaving her apartment on Saturday ... Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie taking Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh to see Mary Poppins on Broadway ... Matthew Broderick walking in the West Village ... Catherine Zeta-Jones leaving her apartment on Central Park West with her dog ... Angela Lansbury sitting in a car outside the Walter Kerr Theatre ... Pete Wentz walking by himself ... and Conan O'Brien shopping with wife, Liza, on Madison Avenue.
He tries to play with his blanket, but gives up and goes back to his kennel. But really, it doesn't matter so much what he does— he's just too darn cute!
