The world's most precocious blogger, Tavi Gevinson, will be in town to cover New York Fashion Week, which kicks off next Thursday. In the meantime, the 13-year-old fashion industry sensation (who is looking a few years older now that she's decided to follow the trend and die her hair grey) was asked about the most memorable moment of her two-year-old career covering fashion: "Probably meeting Rei Kawakubo, or meeting Karl Lagerfeld and him saying some very nice things and also I could SEE HIS EYES (there were no lasers)." [Fashion Informer]

When will men learn? A contestant on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire accidentally called Meredith old while recalling the tale of where he got his nickname, "Big Sexy." Oops.

Ever since Always Sunny's Charlie tripped on acid, broke out his Greenman suit and danced around a parking lot, full-body spandex suits have taken a life of their own. Somewhere along the line they evolved into a full-on sexual fetish.

Michael "Brownie" Brown likes the Colts on Sunday.

Last night Hollywood's disgraceful frat boy older brother Charlie Sheen called the cops to say his Mercedes was stolen. At the same time, it's On-Star device called the po-po to say the car was wrecked. Only we know what happened.

America's Best Dance Crew (ABDC is you're not lame) held it's Northeast regionals last night. And it was the danciest, crewiest, northeastiest hour of television evarrrr. But is it possible a gaggle of Canadians can win an American dance competition?

Céleste Boursier-Mougenot's work explores the intersection of the natural world and man-made environments in soundscapes. In his current installation at London's Barbican Centre, a flock of zebra finches is loosed within an instrumental apiary to create subtly beautiful organic rhythms.

chairman of the Republican National Committee, speaking during a joint appearance with Harold Ford (ugh) at the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, according to the Associated Press. Median income in Arkansas: $38,820

Today, proof that people aren't the only ones capable of humiliating internet failures! (Amphibians with an appetite are, too, apparently.)

So much for those rumors about Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein taking home a $100 million bonus. The firm just disclosed that Blankfein will collect a $9 million bonus in stock and no cash for his services in 2009, or roughly half as much as JPMorgan Chase chief Jamie Dimon. [NYT]

Steve Jobs reportedly followed up his New York Times and Wall Street Journal iPad show-and-tells with a secret meeting with Time Inc. 99 cents for funnyman Joel Stein's latest musings will save journalism!

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is back below 10,000 for the first time since November. Remember that recovery that was supposed to be on? Well, forget it. The dollar may be getting stronger, but we're all still totally screwed.

Rachael Ray introduced us to three women unhappy with their bust size. The trio of flat-chested lab rats tried breast-enlargement hypnosis, breast-enhancing gum, and a bulky contraption called the "Brava breast enhancing system" on their quest towards a fuller bosom.

If you've ever been to one of those awful gator parks in Florida, the ones off the highway, then you've seen this show before: A bunch of ancient scaly things laying about, moving only occasionally to viciously snap at something.

Sexual tensions were high during last night's Community when the gang realized that "unlike a real family, there is nothing to stop any one of us from looking at the others as a sexual prospect." Let the longing glances begin.

Matt Lauer will soon have a new neighbor: The Wall Street Journal reports that Bernie Madoff's penthouse at 133 East 64th Street has gone into contract. The buyer has yet to be identified and it's unclear how much the apartment went for—it had been listed for $8.9 million—but whoever it is, let's hope he/she performs a thorough home exorcism before moving in. [WSJ]

When John Travolta isn't converting Haitians to Scientology, he moonlights as an actor. In his latest movie (out today), he's playing the token "badass" again. He's usually not a very good badass, but he's always an awful villain. Proof inside.

Sit down and strap in for an intense first person ride, and ultimate crash, in a jet racing boat. Watch out for the men in orange, and just be glad you don't have their jobs.

Mike Arrington brings us news that Facebook is working on a full-fledged email product, with the aim of eventually killing Gmail, Yahoo Mail, AOL Mail and other web-based email systems.

It looks like Mayor Bloomberg wasn't too happy that reporters noticed he was wearing hearing aids the other day. They've since vanished! [NYDN]