New York's been seen as a metropolis of cleanliness and progress for the last decade, as superhero crimefighting mayors have cleaned up our city to sparkle against the lawless lands of elsewhere. Turns out we were kinda lying. Whoops!

Never underestimate the buying power of a day on Craigslist. New furniture? It's there. Old furniture? It's there, too. Scalped tickets to the Bowery Ballroom at four times face value? Oh yes. But this...is something else.

This particular Mr. Show sketch is a big old ball of weird, but apparently also a realistic depiction of law school. Who would have thunk it?

Yes, Snowpocolypse '10 has arrived, and it's just as bad as we thought it'd be. Via Heidi Moore, a picture of a sad snow plow being sad. How's DC holding up? Try "crippled." Also learned: WSJ > WaPo's Snow Delivery.

The moment all of you (with Hunky Alaskan Man-Game Fetishes) have been waiting for is here: Levi Johnston's Playgirl Cover. Remember where you are right now, so you can tell your kids, or something. Here, I've made it pretty.

Kim Kardashian's gigantic ass and chewtoy/boyfriend—New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush—descend on Miami. Let Diddy be Diddy. Madonna's vagina is funny. Kristen Stewart got someone fired. Tiger Woods: excited to jack off? Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup.

From the underground comic by Ben Edlund, this FOX Saturday morning cartoon was for precocious kids and everyone that can appreciate the deepest realities of superhero parody.

Tonight, The Soup took on KTLA's morning show by airing footage of its detailed (and pun-filled) reporting of a stray chicken that made Good Day New York's coverage of the mystery buoy seem like a a Peabody candidate. Video, inside.

Tonight, Brittany Murphy's mother and husband gave an exclusive interview to Larry King about the death of the actress. The whole thing was fishy, but one moment—in which the morning of her death was recounted—was particularly troubling.

Jim Gaffigan, everyone's favorite pale comic, talks about the hypocritical tendencies of some vegetarians and his stance on animal cruelty.

[Hey, D.C. It has actually snowed in your city before today, as this photo of Pennsylvania Ave covered in the white stuff will attest. Bet they didn't clean out the supermarket. Image via Shorpy]

Today's Week in Video is another Gawker.TV weekly meeting! This week, we discuss the peculiar, intriguing, and laughable videos we've found in the last week. Get interested! Get into it!

On the #tips page: racism, breast bombs, and South Pole whiskey. On #crosstalk robina says a friend tried doing "sexy face" for Facebook. "Instead, she looks like a muppet who is attempting to take a dump while standing."

This week, everyone had awards fever, imaginary orphans were adopted, and famous scientist Jenny McCarthy was proved wrong about something.

Faster Smoke Monster! Kill! Kill! Here's a fun Lost-related video made by some fans for last year's Comic Con. So it's a little old, but it's still pretty neat. We almost wish the show really was like this. [via EW]

[Famously neighbor-friendly actress Sarah Jessica Parker talking with a mailman today; image via Splash]

Please, everyone, for the love of God: Stop changing your Facebook profile pictures to your famous "doppelgänger." It's revealing some uncomfortable truths about our friendship.

Tonight we'll be tuned into Shark Tank and The Soup. What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Whoooooooosh! That was the snowstorm coming in, but also the sound of comments, so many comments, falling like hail onto our blog servers. It's been a good week for comments, so let's take a look back.

Speaking of alternate realities... these would be Lost's opening credits if it was "aired in 1967 as a campy sci-fi action series," says the creator. Ben Linus stars as "The Rat," Sayid is "The Assassin," and sex in cages!