Just when you think Dolph Lundgren has completely jeopardized his He-Man title, cheesily dancing and singing at Melodifestivalen (the Swedish qualifier for Eurovision), he displays the full smörgåsbord of his talent with a musical karate demonstration and a drum freakout.

the designer on the sleeping arrangements with her husband, the happy-footed, presumed-gay media mogul Barry Diller, in the upcoming issue of Page Six Magazine.

A new study finds that depressed people generally choose a shade of grey to represent their mood, while healthy people mostly choose yellow. This proves that Harold Ford is healthy! Nice try, John Cook! [Science Daily. Click to enlarge]

After a pretty normal interview, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon decided to leave the show together. After some polite banter, they get into an elevator, where Jimmy and Mr. America himself wrestle to the ground.

Girrrrrrrrrl. Episode two of RuPaul's beautiful gift from the thin slip of heaven that still remains has come and gone, and we still don't know just what the hell we're watching. But it's OK. We'll watch it anyway.

So, the couple who prank each other incessantly took a break from playing practical jokes and got engaged. But not without green slime, cursing and utter disbelief.

Harold Ford may or may not remember where he lives, but he certainly knows when he's home—because his eyes are assaulted by a garish array of yellow and turquoise walls. No wonder he's trying to sell it.

The best part of a 20-inch snowfall is capturing just how much snow falls during the blizzard. A Nikon D200 camera is set to make an exposure every 5 minutes, and the amount of snow in the timelapse is staggering.

Scary scenes always happen in the bathroom, so it's fitting that the murderous male characters constantly show up in the reflection of the medicine cabinet. Rich from FourFour put this supercut of scary mirror moments together for all to enjoy.

Greek shipping heir and bizarre social critic Taki Theodoracopulos claims to have a big secret stash of vibrant correspondence from J.D. Salinger. Taki gives the following thumbnail account of Salinger's myriad hated enemies:

Are you an aspiring thief? An aspiring eccentric millionaire? An aspiring gun owner that can't afford a safe? If so, you should watch this video. Additionally, the use of "stud" as a construction term will always be funny.

Beloved hermaphrodite and pop art whosiwhatsit Lady Gaga finally gets the perfect tribute from artist Craig Gleason [NSFW] who is making dollar bills in her likeness. Yes, the medium is definitely the message, even if may be kind of illegal.

Yosi Sergant is the art publicist who was forced to resign his NEA job after a remark on a conference call about engaging artists with public service became a hysterical right wing talking point. Yosi finally speaks, here. (Not bitter!)

Heidi Klum leaving the Mercer Hotel in SoHo and later turning up at ABC studios for an appearance on Regis & Kelly ... Alicia Silverstone riding the subway with husband Christopher Jarecki ... Whitney Port filming a skin care commercial in SoHo ... Natalie Cole going to dinner at Nello ... Mad Men's John Slattery walking his dog in SoHo ... Liev Schreiber carrying son Sasha on his shoulders ... Angela Lansbury arriving at the Pierre Hotel ... Rachel Weisz getting in a car ... Matthew Broderick walking with his son in the West Village ... and Pierce Brosnan going to lunch with Irish singer Ronan Tynan.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart lampooned the weekend's Tea Party Convention and Sarah Palin's handwritten note. One of his jokes concerned Palin's use of the "High-School-Chem-Test" method of reminders. It was a great joke, but was it original?

Let's face it, Dolphins are generally known for being adorable and doing flips. Sure, they receive the occasional props for communicating with sonar and their advanced shark fighting abilities, but are they ever recognized for their ingenious hunting techniques?

Today, the New York State Senate may (or may not) expel violent lady-slasher Hiram Monserrate. There are extra sergeants-at-arms and state troopers posted inside and outside the chambers, just in case. (They should hide bottles and glassware!)

Murdering someone and then using her phone to send text messages to her family saying she is tied up in a basement somewhere in an attempt to throw investigators off track: something that we sincerely hope does not become a trend. [NYP]

Maybe these brothers' preternatural breakdancing ability resulted from superhuman alien genes or a radioactive spider's bite... or maybe they are just two normal kids spazzing out in costume. Either way, it's all adorable.

File this one under why the hell not. Mike Tyson brings his face tattoos and staggering lack of dancing talent to Italy's version of DWTS. His appearance should be considered a complete success as he didn't punch a single person.