An 80s' girl band's parent-free overnight frolic turns deadly when nightmarish memories (this is the sequel) turn real, and the rockabilly Driller Killer picks off the girls and their boyfriends. There's tits! there's gore! the killer wears a fringe jacket!

Actress Alexandra Wentworth, wife of George Stephanopolous, decided don a Diane Sawyer wig and leopard-print dress so she could surprise George on the set of GMA. She literally crawled on the desk like a sexed-up panther, and George loved it.

Graf writer and Foster's crush UTAH gives her first post-jail interview. Spoiler: Jail is boring.

Everyone thinks their dog is so smart. But even the dog whisperer doesn't have a dog chauffeur?

honorary Gawker columnist and pretty fucking good guitar player, responding to the question "Masturbation for you is as good as sex?" in Playboy.

The concept of Discovery's crab fishing show is inherently morbid—watch a job so dangerous people are killed. That's always been the sly, perverse promise. And now death has come to the show and we feel horrible.

It's national campaign stat-porn season again! Number muncher Nate Silver posted some of his magic maps this morning. These maps explain how Sarah Palin could be the 2012 Republican nominee for President!

Speaking of pants on fire, Jon Stewart catches Newt Gingrich in a whopper. Gingrich falsely claims the shoe bomber was an American citizen and that's why he was Mirandized while, he asserts, the underpants bomber should not have been.

Creative strategy consultant and white man Alan Wolk makes an earnest attempt today in Ad Age to demystify "20-something African-Americans tweeting in what can best be described as ghetto slang." No homo stereotype! Alan adds this disclaimer:

If you've got a somebody, or you've decided to tell your crush how you really feel in an uninspired manner, Valentines are a must. Personalized calendars and inappropriate poker puns await!

Katie Holmes leaving a Starbucks yesterday morning and later taking Suri out to lunch ... Sandra Bullock shopping at FAO Schwarz and Henri Bendel ... Kate Bosworth leaving the Bowery Hotel ... Karolina Kurkova walking downtown with her fiance and son ... Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey shooting a commercial in Central Park ... Naomi Watts pushing her sons in a stroller ... Brooklyn Decker walking into the Late Show studios ... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz arriving at JFK ... Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi smooching her boyfriend at LaGuardia ... and Keanu Reeves trying his best to avoid photographers outside the Bowery Hotel.

ABC News has new, pit-in-your-stomach-forming NYPD aerial photos of the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Between the giant snowfall that's due today and the Winter Olympics starting on Friday, we are ready to play outside. But humans aren't the only ones who like it- here's an original compilation of animals enjoying some winter powder.

France is so weird. It's a magical land where philosophers are famous, and a journalist's philosophical spoof can be popular enough to spawn "a fan club that meets monthly in salons throughout Paris," and many members of the public know what "philosophy" means. By contrast, here in America many members of the public know what "Cheez" means.

Someone has edited Star Trek down to only the most sexually suggestive clips. The result is unsurprisingly raunchy — after all, the crew's mission was "to boldly go where no man has gone before."

Harold Ford has defended himself against carpetbagging by saying "I pay taxes there, and once you pay taxes there, you feel like a New Yorker." So why won't he say whether he's ever filed a New York tax return?

Borough of Manhattan Community College (BMCC) didn't get a snow day, and students are pissed.

• Suzanne Sheik, the jewelry designer and mother of singer Duncan Sheik, has dropped the price of her 7,000-square-foot townhouse at 132 East 62nd Street. The five-story building, which Sheik bought from the estate of late socialite Phyllis Cerf Wagner for $8.5 million in 2007 and first listed for $17.5 million last year, is now priced at $15.5 million. [Cityfile, Stribling]
• Hedge funder Anand Desai and his wife, Erica, have paid $12 million for a 17th-floor, 5,000-square-foot condo at 15 Madison Square North. [NYO]
• Real estate developer Elizabeth Rad has put her four-bedroom loft at 166 Duane Street up for sale again. The 4,800-square-foot spread has been on and off the market since 2007, and is now listed for $8.4 million. [Cityfile, SE]
• Harold Ford and his wife, Emily Threlkeld, are looking to unload their yellow-hued pad in the Flatiron district. The one-bedroom loft at 105 Fifth Avenue is listed with Kathy Sloane for $1.4 million. [Gawker, BHS]

This Rapunzel lets her fake hair down, because the real stuff fell out. The actor and a musician who want to score with pretty girls seem silly compared to her real trouble. She's on the mend supposedly. Anyway, dig in!

What started as a walk to the public library, ended up in a well-documented experience of one girl's first time in the snow. Watch the cuteness behind the cut.