Last week we posted a casting notice for a real-life Will & Grace reality show, even though we didn't think that any gay readers or their straight-girl besties would actually want to be on such a program. We were wrong.

Channel 9's Steve Jacobs was broadcasting live when a pelican began attacking his backside. We think he must have managed to walk away with only a scratch because his screams are mixed with laughter.

Dr. Oz pays a visit to Fox and Friends and grosses both the anchors and the rest of America out by showing us what real belly fat looks like. Oh, did we mention that it's from a real dead body?

As the fourth season becomes more overstuffed than a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving turkey, I'm starting to wonder just where all this operatic muck is going to take us.

Dear ABC, When you decide to make a big deal of promoting a segment where someone is going to make an announcement that "will change the face of Television!" please make sure that it actually lives up to the hype.

What happens when a worst actor contender is exulted by the country that's culturally craziest? Witness this weirdness summit in the series of Pachinko game commercials from Japanese brand Sankyo, starring our own freakish national treasure, Nicolas Cage.

Democratic deficit hawk who never met a tax cut or agricultural subsidy he didn't love Evan Bayh is retiring from the Senate. Because of partisanship! Oh, partisanship. God bless you.

When we think of the Winter Olympics one thing automatically comes to mind: an ice rink littered with sequins. So. Many Sequins. Sadly, Homer Simpson's version puts ours to shame.

For this prank, this Japanese television show takes its participants to a hospital for a routine MRI. Except, instead of a full body scan, they just get their dignity removed.

Harold Ford was on Meet the Press yesterday, and claimed to have paid taxes on "all New York income" for the last two years. Which is precisely the opposite of what he said last week.

Remember Jonathan Krohn, the sign language-speaking ape Tween Conservative Pundit? He's 14 now, and still a sad, creepy spectacle. But he's a sad creepy spectacle who is set on going to Princeton!

Apparently there's more to being the pope than just meeting with world leaders and pardoning molesting priests.

Let's try this again. Often the only way to make sense of all the news that happens in a day is through 16th-century Japanese poetry. Jim Behrle has composed his ode to today's holiday. Now you play along.

This season is making even the most dedicated fans scratch their heads. Between the "flash-sideways" and (possible?) multiple realities, a lot of viewers claim the show has jumped the shark. Have you given up on the show, too?

Well, this is probably the cutest (and catchiest thing) you'll see and hear all day. A short-but-sweet stop motion music video for Japanese Ukelele group U900 for their song "Walk, Don't Run."

Love truly conquers all, especially when that love takes the form of a cynically made American rip-off of a far-superior British movie and it stars horrible people like the fellow in this picture. That kind of love is unbeatable.

This boy gets credit for somehow talking his entire family into helping him with this batman inspired video, which is actually quite impressive. Christian Bale should probably sign up for some voice-lessons.

She's not even waiting for graduation to get busy with her intern. This actress needs a class in hiding her drug use. This actor skipped sex ed because he's totally impotent. And this naughty couple has been cheating. Schools out!

Sometimes, an accident is an accident. Sometimes, it is the result of a bad idea.

For now, sure you might be thinking of canceling your cable service for a steady diet of Netflix. But Edward Jay Epstein explains why movie studio economics are crumpling the red envelope's dreams of being the next HBO.