Considering how long Undertaker has been wrestling, this seems like an amateur hour mistake - but as this video shows, the Undertaker gets burned when he accidentally stands on top of flame-shooting jet.

Last month, Variety panned a thriller called Iron Cross. But the review has been disappeared from Variety's web site, which probably has something to do with the $400,000 Iron Cross' producers paid to Variety for an awards campaign.

Get it? Because he has tuberculosis! Ha! His story is sad though, and it makes us want to give him a big hug. But then we remember he's quarantined with tuberculosis and we would most likely die from that hug.

"It took me a year and a half to realize that I'm not just going to stumble into a great job," the Brown '07 grad told Newsweek. Did Career Services forget to tell you about the paradigm shift?

The "You're So Vain" guessing has finally ended, much to the chagrin of narcissistic old musician dudes like James Taylor who thought it was about them. And it's... David Geffen?! WTF? (Update: Maybe not!) [The Sun] [Pic: Getty]

Last night's Important Thing was Money. Here, Demetri explains how what term a person calls their money can tell us how much cash they actually have. For example, if you call your money "dough," you're probably broke and a douchebag.

SeaWorld President Jim Atchison is holding a press conference to discuss the tragic death of a trainer killed by an Orca. Atchison's podium was set up right in front of the killer whale tank, because he does not fear death. Updated with video:

When Lexington, Kentucky resident Charlie Kratzer wanted a home full of fine art, he transformed his basement into a live-in museum with $10 in Sharpies. Trompe-l'oeil architecture and references from Picasso to Poirot make this the best rec room ever.

The David Paterson press conference will actually maybe happen at 3, in order to give the governor more time to make an erratic and unpredictable decision about his future.

We understand that both this show and the Kardashians are aired on the same network, but how bizarre is this clip from last night's Chelsea Lately? There must be something in the water in the Kardashian/Jenner household, amiright?!

Let's take a brief moment to discuss last night's first big eliminations episode. Are you surprised? Disappointed? Thrilled to the point of exploding?

A Condé Nast staffer—unclear whether it was an advertising or editorial person—resigned after he or she was accused of stealing "up to five figures" over a year, in a scheme involving petty cash and expense reports. [NY Post]

Cryptome, the secret-destroying web site that was shuttered by a copyright complaint from Microsoft after it published the company's confidential guide for law enforcement agencies who want to spy on its customers, is back up after Microsoft withdrew its complaint.

Those of us addicted to checking in can hum a tune the next time the next time we open up our favorite app. "Badges Like Us" is about getting as many badges and mayorships as you can.

Canadian game show host Alex Trebek will host a Republican fundraiser in Malibu tonight. (Pat Sajak: also a Republican.) Related: Conservapedia blames socialism and gay marriage for Canada's failed Olympics.

It has been snowing since yesterday morning. It is not the Snowpocalypse or Snowmageddon or Snowicane. It is just snow. It happens every year. And it is awesome, glorious, and beautiful. But when it's done being those things, it sucks.

The sole indicator of this silent woman's corporate ties is her ketchup and mustard ensemble. Her existence and back-story—her relation to Ronald and her placement in fast food mythology—are, like so many Japanese imports, shrouded in mystery.

In the wake of the killer whale catastrophe, intrepid soul Jack Hanna is prepared to go to the aquamat for that orca. On Larry King, Hanna vehemently fought the president of PETA to come to the whale's—and Seaworld's—defense.

Since SEGA got out of the console business they haven't been very busy these days, which is why they could spend the time assaulting some poor woman's cubicle.

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