A news crew was shooting footage of a rockslide when they got something way more interesting...footage of a driver somehow failing to notice the giant rocks all over the road and driving straight into them.

When you're curled up against the toilet trying to sober up later on this evening, don't say we didn't warn you. In honor of St. Patrick's day, we present to you the ultimate collection of the drunkest people falling down.

While prudish America argues over whether ladies can even say "tampon vagina" on teevee, a hippie feminine product company in Mother England is fully engaged in promoting not only vaginas, but also Pootie Tangs, Fajitas, Flangivas, Vaginkles, and Anastasia Beaverhousens.

For many New Yorkers, St. Patrick's Day is synonymous with daydrinking in Hoboken (and the $2,000 citations the city so richly rewards itself for open containers). But, let's take a moment to appreciate the roots of the holiday.

Birthdays

This should almost be presented without comment. Words don't really do it justice unless there's some word beyond "really funny." Hislarical? Seriously, don't drink coffee while watching this.

Clapping a slate over-and-over again can get a little bit boring. That's why Inglorious Basterds' slate lady, Geraldine Brezca, adds a little bit of spice to her otherwise banal job. "Scene 34 Blow Job!" Brillz.

Four times, Texas pastor Jesse Martin has traveled to grand openings of Chik-fil-A restaurants—even camping overnight—to win a free year's supply of Chik-fil-A food. His passion for chicken burns so bright it seems to discomfit even Chik-fil-A itself.

This poor baby lamb can't seem to find its owner! Watch it bound from room to room until it realizes she's just down the hall.

Donna Simpson (no relation) dreams of being the heaviest woman alive. Colbert has two products that could help her- and perhaps your- obesity related dreams come true: chocolate inhalers and corn kitty litter.

Sure the designer already has a public boyfriend, but that's a small detail. Another pop star also likes to mess with the boys. Gosh, are the only straight people in Hollywood this kinky couple?

The League of S.T.E.A.M. is a group of inventors and paranormal investigators who solve problems the steampunk way! In this clip, we learn how to catch a leprechaun using only the technological innovations available in 19th century Victorian England.

Last night's episode was all about conning and double crossing. But there was at least one honest-seeming moment during the islandcapades: Bad Lock opening up to Kate about kids who grow up with crazy moms. He spoke from experience.

This little girl spots a huge carp just hanging around, and decides that the best thing to do is grab it with her bare hands.

NBC's marketing department, last seen turning the mediocre show Chuck into an elaborate vehicle for peddling Subway sandwiches, is now turning the good show 30 Rock into an elaborate vehicle for peddling Dr Pepper. Progress!

An Internet classic - this local news report from Mobile, Alabama features a town up in arms over some recent leprechaun sightings. Theories abound! Is it a crackhead? Maybe a shadow cast by some branches? A hard hitting investigation inside.

[The actress arrives at a party in Toronto; image via INF]

You know why people all around the world love America so much? They envy us because we don't give a shit. We don't care about their religions, their culture, their food, or their stupid 500-year-old fountains. USA! USA!

Screwing with people who are sleeping is something we've all done at one point or another, whether it involves shaving cream or a conspicuously absent aquarium cover.