Happy Monday, ya'll! Tonight I'm all about Showtime's two originals: Nurse Jackie and The United States of Tara. Also, I'm tuning into the classic comedy standby: How I Met Your Mother. What are you watching tonight? Take it to the #tvparty!

[An appropriately abstract reflection of a man photographing the upcoming "Picasso in the Metropolitan Museum of Art" exhibit at a preview today. Image via Getty]

It's been nearly a decade since California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in Terminator 3. Author Edward Jay Epstein looks back at Schwarzenegger's final movie contract, the product of state-of-the-art deal-making and still the gold standard for Hollywood lawyers.

We hear YouTube is preparing a new blog, and the video-sharing site is apparently seeking one or more professional journalists to write it. Google doesn't need to wait for bloggers to take videos viral when it start the process directly.

This morning, Gizmodo showed you the unannounced/unreleased next generation iPhone, which they obtained after it was left behind at a bar in Redwood City, California. Now, Gawker.TV has the desperate voicemail pleas that Steve Jobs left shortly thereafter. Video inside.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's eight remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

Yikes. You know things won't end well when one starts a proposal video to his girlfriend(?) with, "I'm not the type of guy that's going to cut his hand if you don't love him." The full train wreck, inside.

TONIGHT: It's the Season 3 finale of Damages, the series premiere (and finale?) of Alyssa Milano's new show Romantically Challenged, plus new episodes of Monday favorites like HIMYM, Castle and Nurse Jackie.

How many chords do you think every pop song ever has used? Did you say four? Yes. Check out this hilarious performance from Australian comedy group Axis of Awesome in which they skewer pop music.

[Bill Clinton on his wife Hillary's longevity should she be nominated as a justice on the Supreme Court. Image via Getty]

"Is Miley Cyrus the Next Leftist Trojan Horse Into Country Music?" Yes, says Brian Cherry, freelance writer and contributor to World Poker Tour Magazine, at BigHollywood.com.

KFC's nasty Double Down sandwich was the buzziest product rollout since KFC's Oprah-sponsored Grilled Chicken fiasco last year—which helped KFC lose $4.9 billion in sales and 1.7 market share points in 2009. This time is different, though. [AdAge]

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Mo'Nique has made no secret of the abuse she suffered as a young girl at the hands of her older brother. Today on Oprah, he admits he abused her but doesn't understand why he's been labeled a monster. Video Inside.

It looks more and more like Yahoo is offering big money for Foursquare—and like Foursquare creator Dennis Crowley is taking his time deciding whether to accept. It can't help that's he's lost one potential advisor, his longtime girlfriend.

Dudes if you are ever in a bar and a hot chick is all "Heyyy put your number in my BlackBerry Storm2 9950 and I'll totally call you," don't do it! It's all an evil "stealth marketing" trap.

It's not black (too depressing) and it's not red (it's for emergencies). Despite it's association with youth and purity, white wins! According to Tyra's "expert," the color has associations with love-making and is non-threatening. Uh, if you say so!

The worst part of being stranded at the airport due to an Icelandic volcano? It's not being trapped on the road or shut out of hotels. It's having no place to shower!