[A very pregnant Claudia Schiffer walks her son to school. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Just take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a $150 gift certificate to Dell. Then you can throw out that ancient keyboard/mouse combo your parents bought you for college. [Rules]

It never stops. Every week there's a new book on the President, his administration, his victory in 2008, or a member of his family, with new insider-y scoops to be endlessly chewed over on cable news. Enough is enough.

A surprise guest popped up on the Weather Channel's Wake Up With Al this morning. Kenan Thompson showed up on Al Roker's morning show and the two had a laugh about SNL's depiction of Al—"Rough, Rugged, and Roker."

Silver Spoons star Ricky Schroder went to Washington, D.C. last week. "I met with the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe and with the guys at the Pentagon to see if I could help them with anything entertainment related." God help us.

When the video of Houston teacher Sheri Lynn Davis punching her student became public earlier this week, she was fired. Now the boy's parents have filed a lawsuit against both Davis and the school. Look who's feeling the pain now.

This girl makes the mistake of trying to mix choreography and vocal performance. Take a lesson from the pro's and lip sync!

You see a cool YouTube video of people running on water. It's called "liquid mountaineering," and you share it on Facebook and Twitter. Then you find out it was a viral marketing campaign. And you feel like a tool.

If there's one thing that long-time fans of HIMYM know, it's that the writers love a very detailed inside joke. Monday's episode will feature a trailer starring Jason Lewis, Chris Kattan, and Malin Ackerman that hits too close to home.

Dana "Queen Latifah" Owens plunked down $1.4 million for a Hollywood Hills home in December. The other name on the deed? Fitness guru and author Jeanette Jenkins, who has long been rumored to be her partner.

The happiest country in the world is Costa Rica, according to a Dutch study.

Last week, Michael discovered his new girlfriend was already married and that he was the "other guy." Last night we assumed that he'd end the relationship, but instead he made a series of decisions and statements that simply sickened us.

Cars have so many computers in them now that they're vulnerable to hackers. Two security specialists were able to remotely disable a car's brakes by hacking into its on-board computer. Is there anything more terrifying than this? [NYT]

Look at this guy take a car crash to the knees while still holding his baby, who proceeds to flip out after it is over. It's jarring, yes, but someone should tell that baby to be a little more grateful.

It's official: Law & Order is ending its run; the final episode airs May 24.

This week Jersey nightlife magazine Steppin' Out features Michelle Bombshell in a Sicilian widow costume that came from a plastic bag at a Halloween store. This isn't even its best work. A walk down memory lane with America's trashiest publication.

Can't say we blame Ms. Goldberg for having trouble reading off of a renegade teleprompter that seemed to be scrolling a little too quickly. We'd like to know what she said that The View producers felt the need to bleep.

Michelle Bombshell: May 19, 2010
Bombshell covers more parts of her body than have ever before been covered at the same time, but ends up looking a streetwalker version of Elvira. Here is a quote from the accompanying article:

Many have speculated about Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's sexuality based partly on her love of softball. Condi Rice, subject of similar rumors, apparently decided there wasn't enough lesbian sports innuendo this week: She's written a paean to women's basketball.

Generally, we enjoy it when two things we really love come together. Yet somehow Al Roker's plug for the check-in application seemed so wrong. Wait, you're telling me they sponsored today's Sting concert? That's it, foursquare is dead to us!