Garnering over 400,000 views since its initial upload on May 12, the kitten with the possessed tongue, furtive glances and nonchalant attitude has become a bona fide viral sensation.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Looking to add a little celebrity star power to your upcoming teen abstinence conference? Why settle for some preacher dork when you could have famous teen ma Bristol Palin as your headline speaker? For a modest fee.

These girls may be too young to put a ring on it, but they clearly know how to dance, and with insanely intense energy.

Sex and the City 2's press tour devolves into a nightmare of TMI. Spencer won't let Heidi use the internet. Freak airplane accident kills two Travolta dogs. Food Network hobo murder plot was actually a murder-suicide. Tuesday's gossip intrigues.

So, how did Gawker.TV fare in social networks this week? We're up to 1465 Facebook Fans (up 1.5%), 3717 Twitter Followers (up 2%) and 1380 Tumblr Followers (up .66%.)

Our doom shall come by fire rather than by ice: last month was the hottest April on record, ever. The average global temperature was a balmy 58.1 degrees, 1.37 degrees above average. But...but what about Dr. Drudge's scientific reassurances? [NOAA]

A Massachusetts man allegedly offered someone his 3-month-old daughter for two 40-ounce beers. He was not arrested.

Almost 24,000 people have died in Mexico's drug war since 2006, nearly five times the number of US troop deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan. An NPR investigation suggests that the Mexican government is helping one cartel rule Ciudad Juarez.

Remember the "loop current" that threatened to pull the oil spill over to Florida and up the East Coast? It might be working. Park Rangers at Fort Zachary Taylor State Park found 20 tarballs on the beach yesterday. [PBP, Getty]

Houston attorney Jerry Guerinot has a bad track record of defending capital murder cases in Texas: 20 of his clients have been executed. But he says judges give him the toughest cases: "The easy ones, somehow, never came to me."

A new study from the Harvard School of Public Health claims that eating processed meats can increase the risk of heart disease by 42%, and type 2 diabetes by 19%. The main culprit here? Salt. Bloomberg was right! [Harvard, pic]

How rich is the president? Thanks to financial disclosure forms we know the answer: Very rich. Obama is worth as much as $23 million. His dog is valued at $1,600. Biden is worth a sawbuck and a buffalo nickel.

A fence on Bergmannstrasse in Berlin looks innocuous head-on, but more than a little creepy from the right perspective. The other direction works as well. Click through to see the pictures individually. [Spreeblick; hat tip to Robyn]

What do scientists have in common with four-year-olds and people who are stoned, besides social ineptitude and a fondness for sweets? They have all asked the question "Why do we exist?" The only difference is, scientists might have an answer.

A judge has dismissed the suit brought against Variety over their 'Iron Cross' Oscar shakedown.

A Saudi "virtue cop" charged with enforcing rules about illegal socializing between genders got beaten up by a woman he'd stopped (the man she was with "collapsed"). Won't someone please think of the religious police? [JPost via Reddit]

For a rambling mess, Uma Thurman sure has a nice townhouse. And now you can own it for $14.2 million! Which is about $14.2 million more than her last movie made. [Real Estalker, Curbed]

An American woman died while rescuing her 12-year-old son after a wave knocked them both off a pier in Italy. A Brazilian tourist captured the violent wave, and the woman's sudden fall, on his cell phone camera.

Anderson Cooper delivered the commencement address at Tulane on Saturday. The highlight of Cooper's speech? An anecdote about his own blacked-out graduation night, and advice that the newly-decorated students drunkenly wake up in another bed the next morning. Video inside.