Here is a never before seen way to get Grandpa around town: strap his recliner onto the back of your pickup, throw him in his chair and you're ready go. It gets kinda breezy but he won't mind.

Sure, Bethenny's book signing might have been dismal. But who cares when you have the opportunity to buy in bulk? Watch as the health guru drools over granola bars and cashews.

House and Senate conferees reached a deal on a final financial regulatory reform package last night (this morning?) at 5:39 a.m., with junk food wrappers strewn about the hallowed chamber. What were the final agreements in this, the Dodd-Frank bill?

Jamaican drug Christopher "Dudus" Coke was arrested Tuesday, after a manhunt that left 70 dead in Kingston. He'll face charges today in Manhattan. Oh, and he had a pink wig and women's glasses in his car when he was arrested.

Two thousand Angelenos reportedly booed and hissed yesterday when Arrested Development's Jason Bateman—escorted by an Apple employee—cut in line for the iPhone. Even Woz waited in line! (This time.) [Us, CNN]

First week of Gawker.TV Trivia complete! Hope you are enjoying this new feature...a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. The answer to today's question, inside.

Futurama is back! Life is worth living again! All glory to Hypnotoad! This clip of Zapp Brannigan's incredibly realistic dream should be proof enough that the show is better than ever.

What started as a normal appointment for this nail technician quickly turns uncanny. Maybe she's an unwitting extra in a new Russian blockbuster.

Today in necessary and justified taserings: an Oklahoma man called 911 and asked for medical attention for his disabled, bedridden 86 year-old grandmother. Did she somehow end up being tasered? I'm surprised you even have to ask.

This video combines the audio from a talk given by economist Dan Pink and the visuals from a UPS ad on steroids. It's intellectually stimulating and visually amazing as the talk is illustrated on white board as you hear it.

Wondering what to get your loved one for Fourth of July? Try a homemade, vibrating replica of your penis to shoot her fireworks off. Check out this how to on using Clone-A-Willy and follow the directions very, very carefully.

Back in the good old days (ten years ago), rich countries accounted for the majority of the world's GDP, as has been the good and proper economic custom since the times of Pontius Pilate. Not any more!

He can't give it to his famous wife without his right hand man getting it hard. This actress cheated on her man with his brother, and this pop singer only likes boys with a large endowment. Size does matter!

Booking appointments now! A minute goes for a scratch behind the ears. You want three? You'll have to shoot around the laser pointer a while for that.

Movies have always been a favorite summer pastime. Who can forget that scene in Grease when all of Rydell High could be seen at the drive-in, jumping into each other's cars while movies played in the background.

LiLo faces two hours of questioning about blowing lines and driving drunk. Kate Gosselin's face is full of botched Botox. Courtney Love is an expert on Harvard. Mel Gibson gets restraining order against the mother of his child. TGIFriday gossip.

You've already met Darryl Willis—in a TV ad! He's the nice man telling you that he volunteered to oversee the claims process for BP in the Gulf. And they put him in a commercial for it! Oh...thanks?

This teenager is just as scared as a toddler would be on a roller coaster, and absolutely freaking out as he tries to answer trivia. Why he's being asked trivia questions while riding a roller coaster is anyone's guess.

Here's a trailer for Little Fockers, the threequel in the epic and groundbreaking Meet the Parents triology. We are in the future, Ben Stiller and his wife have kids, and Bob De Niro is still doing his comedy thing.

Earlier this week, prosecutors released portions of a video showing NYPD cop David London beating the hell out of Army veteran Walter Harvin. Now the full video's been released (below). It clearly shows Harvin being beaten after being handcuffed.