Not many people have ideal living situations. In this sketch the UCB demonstrate what happens when your walls are too thin for your roommate's love life.

What do Olympic gold medalists in nordic skiing do in the summer? They get married. Join Olympics nerd and Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler as she parses today's New York Times weddings announcements. She goes for the gold every day.

If only we hadn't failed miserably at betting on the World Cup. We would have won money! Spain won 1-0 against the Netherlands today. Andres Iniesta scored the winner in extra time. Pulpo Paul goes eight for eight.

John Fitzgerald Page is not only a horrible person who once tried to extort $1000 from a 19 year-old girl. He is also the world's cheapest person. Let's enjoy some tales of his absurd frugality!

After nearly two periods of extra time and 116 minutes of play—plus an epic drop-kick—Spain's Andres Iniesta scored to lead his team to its first ever World Cup championship over the Netherlands. Video of the winning goal, inside.

Haiti's recovery is "paralyzed" due to corruption and land disputes, 6 months after the earthquake.

Neighbors of the abandoned Black Lady Theater in Bed-Stuy are trying to evict squatters from an ancient Rastafarian sect, the Nyahbinghi Order, for creating a "drug den." Police in April arrested four people there for drug possession and trespassing.

One criticism of soccer is the faking of injuries by players (like this, or this), but this was real. In what should have been a red card (was yellow, instead), the Netherlands' De Jong just drop-kicked Spain's Alonso. Video inside.

If you're not watching the Netherlands-Spain World Cup final right now, you're one of the few. FIFA expects the match will be the "biggest event ever." (The 2006 World Cup finalwas watched by 700 million.)Vamos, Espana. (Via Daily Intel)

Oil spill update! BP's awesomeness continues: The company has decided to reduce the payments to around 40,000 "individuals whose claims files were incomplete." But rest easy... BP is also fitting a new well cap and is claiming "progress."

Lance Armstrong, riding in his last Tour de France, is nearly 12 minutes behind: "My Tour is finished."

Conde Nast's print properties aren't the only ones slowly dying, apparently. Now, popular user-driven news site Reddit, which Conde Nast bought in 2006, is asking users to donate money so the website can hire more staff.

The sun's shining, it's 100 degrees outside, and you hear the Ice Cream Truck jingle at least four times a day. It's officially summer. What better movie to re-awaken all of your deep-seated marine creature fears than Steven Spielberg's Jaws?

The European Space Agency yesterday released high resolution pictures from its Rosetta mission of an asteroid, Lutetia, said to be a remnant from the birth of the solar system. [Image via ESA]

A Times reporter sat down for a two-hour interview with everyone's favorite mystery Senate candidate, Alvin Greene. She learned he's extremely bitter about being discharged from the Army—and he wants Denzel Washington to play him in a movie.

Freshman MP Mark Reckless had a little too much to drink while waiting for a late-night vote on the budget. At least he realized he was too drunk, and didn't start proposing wacky amendments like "free breast implants for all."

Bob Sheppard, "The Voice of God," who was the New York Yankees' PA announcer for 56 years, died in his New York home today. He was 99 years old. Sheppard worked more than 4,500 major league ballgames.

Someone got gored at the Running of the Bulls. He got gored in the leg.

A Cuban blog has posted the first known photos of Fidel Castro in public since he fell ill four years ago and relinquished the presidency to his younger brother, Raúl. An angry Miami Herald editorial is forthcoming. [Washington Post; pic]

Lindsay Lohan gets a new lawyer, and he talks funny. A bunch of weddings happened. The Situation's exercise DVD should be good. Gaga enrages Beatles fans by playing music. Sunday's Gossip Roundup is distracted by the upcoming World Cup final.