After reading the news that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are getting back together to live in wedded conservative bliss, I immediately went to FoxNews.com to read the joyful comments and get angry. Why do I do this to myself?

Downfall is a game show where contestants and prizes are dropped off the top of a building in LA. In this clip, a wife tries to keep her husband on the roof by remembering television theme songs.

The Capitol has selected its 2010 National Christmas Tree from a Wyoming forest! Park rangers, however, are worried about vandals cutting it down and "must figure out how to obscure its exact location within the 3.4 million acre park." Impossible.

Michael Jackson's former Santa Barbara home was famous for having amusement park rides, a petting zoo, and for the child abuse complaints that originated there. Now the state of California wants to turn Neverland into a state park. Woo-hoo!

On day three of the Mel Gibson saga, Whoopi addressed criticism she received after saying, "Mel Gibson is not a racist." Not surprisingly, she singled out the blogosphere for misinterpreting her remarks, and told everyone to kiss her sweet behind.

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Patrick McCarthy, the current head of Conde Nast's Fairchild Fashion Group, has already announced that he's leaving at the end of the year. Conde has just named his replacement: none other than beloved former New York Observer editor Peter Kaplan.

This new feature will introduce you to our fantastic team of bright and eager interns. Kicking off our new "get to know an intern" feature is Emily Farris.

Remember the jacuzzi fight from Mel Gibson rant #2, in which he threatens to kill ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva over a hot tub date? Gibson's latest phone recording returns to the topic, with Gibson demanding a blowjob before he commits arson.

Snippets of the guest list to 2010's biggest Democratic fundraiser, "Chelsea Clinton's wedding," have been released, and it looks like DNC operatives were able to squeeze in Barack Obama. And Oprah! Who else snagged an invite to this hoity-toity shakedown?

Using the 6 train of the New York City subway, Improv Everywhere staged the first scene of Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. It's definitely an upgrade over their usually train station-clogging antics.

The thing that most people in the world want to know is, "What drives oversensitive, politically-muddled pop star M.I.A.?" Fortunately for everyone, she's finally answered this question. If you can figure out the following quote, wisdom is yours!

Click to viewHouston's Sheyla Hershey broke the world record with her size 38KKK breasts. The Brazillian "model" has had 30 breast augmentations, and the most recent one might be the one that kills her or causes her to lose her prized possessions.

On Monday's Attack of the Show... oh, hell. Forget the CERN particle accelerator, these men your man could smell like are in danger of creating a chain reaction of infinite awesomeness that could doom us all.

Knowing how to make a solid drink is a great party trick, especially if it's one that has been enjoyed equally by Carrie Bradshaw and Ernest Hemmingway.

Last week, a rumor made the rounds in the Alaskan blogosphere: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston were getting back together. They would announce their engagement, then they would wait a couple weeks—and then announce a reality show.

To our dismay, unrepentant sock puppet Lee Siegel's column today about the preposterous fallacy of some imaginary golden age of sex is quite good, except when he refers to his own penis. Imagine: a sock puppet penis. Imagine it. [NYO]

[That's Snooki and J-Woww from "Jersey Shore" out in Manhattan last night; image via Splash]

For $50,000 anyone can spend 24 hours with her. This bad actress keeps her job by sleeping with the boss and this comedian's wife can't keep a nanny. Damn, sometimes the gossip columns read like the want ads.