Daily Profile: Todd Solondz

Following the latest Old Spice ad blitz, GMA had on Isaiah Mustafa, the shirtless man from the ads. Taking a page from his character, Mustafa appeared, via Skype, shirtless and proceeded to make all the hosts swoon.

Despite the proven fact that parenting=misery, adults—parents and otherwise—really love children. That was their first mistake. Next thing you know kids are spending your money and getting tattoos and failing school and blaming you.

"You know what mean is now, don't you?" Mel Gibson taunts ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva in the latest phone recording. Then, a revelation: "I don't have any fucking money... I have to sell my box at the Lakers game."

Louis C.K. is known for his hilarious stand-up specials and for his current hit show Louie. But most people are sadly unfamiliar with the long comedic road that got him to this point.

ATMs in malls get lots of traffic. That makes them ideal locations for pulling pranks on many different people in a short time. That sort of thinking results in quality prank reactions.

[Leighton Meester and Blake Lively filming yet another scene of "Gossip Girls" in Paris, Texas France. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

"Steve," the arborcidal tree branch-ripper of Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, has been arrested. Trees rejoiced.

He's fake dating a gorgeous celeb so he can continue diddling his hair stylist. This tweener is close to coming out and this celebrity spawn has been secretly pregnant three times already. Guess someone's gotta be straight.

The world's only sloth orphanage, located in Costa Rica, seems more like five star hotel than a zoo. As if these adorable creatures weren't lazy enough, all they do is hang around all day smiling and munching on veggies.

Wake up, slumbering moviegoers! As you chew your buttery popcorn and enjoy Hollywood's latest "entertainment," The Kids Are All Right, your innocent children are being mentally imprisoned by gays. Sniffing coke and having gay sex, for kids? Andrea Peyser reports!

Now we know why Oksana and Mel fought over her dentist: He was helping her leave her abuser. Kelly Osbourne breaks up with her model boyfriend. Angela Jolie is going to Comic Con. Thursday gossip is in a dark place.

Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, America's favorite funnymen, taped their own "decision" for last night's ESPY Awards. Like LeBron James' show last Thursday, the show was an entire hour long—which they they didn't know how to fill, either.

We have no idea what this kid was trying to say, but one thing is for sure: he won't be appearing on stage anytime soon.

Why did Switzerland refuse to extradite fugitive rapist Roman Polanski back to America? Apparently, because of a paperwork mistake.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Looks like Bill and Hillary Clinton are ditching Chappaqua for a yurt in Mongolia. Just kidding! They're probably moving to this intense 7,000 square-foot house in the Westchester town of Bedford Hills. It's got a stable and everything!

Big surprise: Amnesty International says North Korean health care "is in shambles," with doctors sometimes performing amputations without anesthesia, working by candlelight in hospitals with no power. So, try not to be in a mandatory-amputation situation in North Korea. [AP]

Have you seen this website, I Write Like? It's pretty simple: You paste some text, it "analyzes" the writing, and matches it to a famous author. So who does Mel Gibson rant like? What if I told you Margaret Atwood?

Who: The man behind Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, Solondz is the indie filmmaker responsible for moody flicks that focus on the grim underbelly of suburbia. His latest film is Life During Wartime.