This New York Times story about how nobody on the Hamptons can decide at whom to direct this summer’s outrage—Uber, taxis, or each other—is fine, as these things go, but the opening paragraph contains the phrase “barely legal women in crop tops,” which, frankly, is a bit jarring!

A jury decided on Friday that 50 Cent, who may or may not actually be as broke as he says he is, must pay an additional $2 million in punitive damages to Lastonia Leviston, the Associated Press reports.

Authorities in Zimbabwe are searching for a Spaniard who is suspected of paying park guides €50,000 for the opportunity to kill Cecil the lion, The Guardian reports. Cecil, star attraction of the Hwange national park, was found skinned and headless on the edge of the park earlier this month.

On Friday, the decomposing body of Jivan Kohar was recovered from a bush in a Nepalese village, Reuters reports. His throat had been slit. Five people have been arrested in connection with his death, which reports said may have been a case of human sacrifice.

An article published last year in the journal Current Microbiology “found that every single handhold tested, in multiple East Coast climbing gyms, carried bacteria that, as the study’s title claims rather poetically, ‘suggest the presence of a fecal veneer.’” It’s important to have hobbies.

Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has accepted an invitation to testify before the Republican-led committee investigating the 2012 terrorist attacks in Libya now ominously referred to as “Benghazi,” the New York Times reports.

In response to a FOIA request from documentary filmmaker Colette Neirouz Hanna, the U.S. National Archives have released a series of never-before-seen photographs, taken on 9/11/2001, of then-Vice President Dick Cheney and other members of the Bush administration.

After catching quite a bit of flak for questioning John McCain’s warrior bonafides, Donald Trump assembled a coalition called the Veterans for Trump. The relevant press release included a list of names of veterans, some of whom have now denied, to The Guardian, that they were consulted at all.

Investigative reporter Kurt Eichenwald explains in Newsweek how the Times botched Thursday’s Hillary Clinton email investigation story, which, “either out of recklessness, ignorance or intentional deception—makes it seem as if the inspectors general are saying Clinton mishandled classified information. They didn’t.”

The first friend I made in Elizabeth, New Jersey was a white kid named Billy. As a New York transplant my Dominicano look wasn’t too popular with Jersey folk. I had an afro, wore dress pants, a collared shirt, and black leather shoes with little gold buckles. Most of the kids just wanted to know what my thing was. Billy and I couldn’t have been more different, but we got close pretty quickly. Despite the fact that Billy’s parents wouldn’t allow him over my house, my grandmother allowed me over his. She took one look at Billy’s blonde hair and blue eyes, and at his mother’s middle class American manners, and pronounced their household safe. “Where are you from?” Billy’s mother asked, referring to my grandmother’s heavy accent. “I thought you were black.” On that day I couldn’t have imagined how many times I’d have to answer that question in my lifetime. “We’re Dominican.”

Dog the Bounty Hunter told FOX411 that he would not be going after El Chapo, the escaped Sinaloa cartel kingpin for whose capture the Mexican government has offered a $3.8 million reward. “He probably would be out of my league,” Dog, whose legal name is Duane Chapman, said.

Authorities announced Friday that John Houser, despite a history of mental illness and having been denied a concealed-carry permit seven years earlier, was able to legally acquire, in 2014, the 40-caliber handgun with which he killed three people and injured nine others at a Louisiana movie theater this week.

“The rhetoric of sharing-economy corporations conscripts us all to their mission. It isn’t enough that consumers use their services; they need to feel riled when the companies are not getting everything they want. It’s not the problem of a multibillion-dollar global corporation. It’s your problem.”

During the evening rush hour on Thursday, an alligator crawled out of...somewhere, and crossed a street in the Upper Manhattan neighborhood of Inwood. Officers from the NYPD’s 34th Precinct captured the ‘gator and brought it to a shelter where it died Friday morning, the New York Times reports.

Failed Sharper Image meat peddler and godsend to the Republican primaries Donald Trump is sad. The reason Donald Trump is sad is because the largest newspaper in Iowa recently called him both a “bloviating side show” and a “feckless blowhard.” So Trump is doing the only sensible thing: Banning the newspaper entirely.

If you’re a banker who specializes in managing the money of the insanely wealthy, how do you ensure that your client’s clueless children won’t squander the family fortune when it comes time to inherit? You teach them how to invest in art and stuff.

Prosecutors say rapper Bobby Shmurda is facing an additional seven years in prison after his girlfriend allegedly tried to smuggle a knife to him at Riker’s Island, where he’s been in jail for around seven months in lieu of a $2 million bail.

Update: The New York Times has altered and corrected its original report:

Donald Trump wants to be the next president of the United States. As with matters of such magnitude, it is important to understand where a candidate stands on critical issues, such as immigration, healthcare, domestic surveillance, marriage equality, abortion, and black people, who account for 13 percent of America’s population.

The government announced Friday that four major airlines—Delta, American, Southwest and JetBlue—may have temporarily raised ticket prices to take advantage of the May Amtrak crash that left eight people dead and hundreds injured.