"Well, it wouldn't be the American thing to do," crooked old Charlie Rangel said yesterday when asked about resigning.

After a storied 28-year career with BP, CEO Tony Hayward is said to be on his way out after discussing an "exit deal," with an announcement expected in the next 24 hours. Happy trails, Tony. We hardly knew you. [BBC]

Oksana's got more tapes—this time, they're voicemails. Amanda Byrnes unretires. Incarcerated Lindsay Lohan: taunted! Someone didn't recognize Kevin Connolly. Vienna Girardi poses in a bikini. Sunday gossip roundup was like, No way. And she was like, Yes way.

Sure you've heard of extreme sports, but this is ridiculous. Check out this footage of a group of guys on a New Zealand highway doing 100 kilometers an hour on skateboards, barefoot. Good thing they wore helmets!

A college student at BYU invented a motorized couch that quickly prompted a ban on motorized couches on campus. Their favorite place to use it? The Wendy's drive-through.

Yes, this is actually real.

In this classic bit, Russell Peters talks about his life growing up with Jamaican friends and how his dad desperately searched for punani.

It's Fleet Week in Saint Tropez, which means the rich and famous are cavorting around, making fools of themselves. Paris Hilton fell down, as she does. Let's explore this amazing place with the Hilton sisters!

The boys from Stella show their love for pizza, even if it means bad bodily functions and giving up casual sex.

The Federal Air Marshal office in Orlando has been plagued with scandal over the past few years, most famously for a Jeopardy-style game supervisors played with derogatory categories for African-Americans and people they thought were gay.

Christopher Stone publicly threatened to release nude pictures of a 19-year-old girl if she didn't stop talking to his friend. Five months later, he appeared in a news report calmly warning teens about the dangers of "sextortion."

Paris and Nikki Hilton, of the Los Angeles Hiltons, stroll the beach, headed for Nathaniel's caviar-eating contest.

[Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Canadian air force Captain Brian Bews is a lucky man. While training for an air show, he was beginning a maneuver called a High Alpha pass when sparks shot from the engine. He bailed out seconds before the plane exploded.

After a court-ordered absence, Jessi Slaughter has returned to the Internet in a big way

The Coca-Cola Company has tried to have a lawsuit thrown out that claims Vitaminwater® is really just sugar water, but a federal court yesterday said the company has violated FDA regulations and will allow the lawsuit to proceed.

Dumpster pools? Yesterday's news. The latest innovation in the field of urban swimmin' holes is + Pool, a floating pool design we've become obsessed with in the five minutes since we discovered it.

Having never heard the Kings of Leon, we can't say whether they deserved what a bunch of pigeons did to them in St. Louis: They pooped on them so much that the band had to stop playing after three songs.

The Post today warns readers of "a shocking new study" by the American Cancer Society that says women who sit for more than six hours a day have a 37 percent greater chance of dying early, even if they exercise!

Using a hidden camera, an Italian magazine owned by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi caught three Catholic priests inside a gay nightclub and having sex inside a church building. The local diocese is now calling on gay priests to come out.

You weren't invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding. But don't feel bad: Neither was this guy—and he lent the Clintons his fucking airplane. But when you're Bill Clinton, borrowing a private jet is like borrowing a sack of flour.