The poor orange hair monster from Bravo's Real Housewives of New Jersey is bankrupt. She's selling her mansion, and now basically everything she and her husband own, including their freaking wedding rings, is being auctioned off. Lots of pics below.

While we're not ones to judge, there's got to be something quite painful for the owner of a porcupine that acts like a dog. Good thing the guy in this video has a thick pair of gloves on!

Wikileaks' Julian Assange is still alive. And he's sifting through "several million more" documents following yesterday's dump of 92,000 war diaries. Even by magical white rabbit standards, he's a busy one, and his operation is going to get larger.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Last night saw the fourth season premiere of AMC's melancholy period drama, an episode that was something of a return to basics. Let's do a brief postmortem, shall we?

Today on Good Day New York, Greg Kelly gushed about the set's new couch to TMZ correspondent Dax. The discussion moved on to Lindsay Lohan, which inevitably included her mother, Dina. Greg Kelly finds Dina to be simply laughable.

According to an anonymous source and the rumor mill in general, Fugees maestro Wyclef Jean is going to announce his candidacy for President of Haiti. Hmm. Does Haiti care that he's had a few problems lately?

Will this plague of Mel Gibson phone rants never end? In the latest, Gibson tells his "glum cunt" ex-girlfriend that she is free to date others: "You can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it."

Last week, we discovered Mel Gibson is truly a monster and LiLo checked into the slammer. With the amount of sloppy news coverage spewing out of Inside Edition and local news stations everywhere, The Soup is having a field day.

It's no secret that there are few things funnier than white people teaching hip hop. Watch as this woman shows us not only how to move, but the true fundamentals of being hood.

Tribune Co. is a once-proud media company that's been bankrupted by an arrogant billionaire and a gang of former radio executives whose only skill is writing comical memos. Their new plan to save Tribune: TV news with no pesky humans.

While your dreams still won out, Angelina and her band of merry guns came in a close second. Let's take a look at this most recent non-holiday summer weekend.

A wealthy scion of an American dynasty is using his media knowledge and Hollywood connections to lobby power players to insert subtle liberal messages into movies and TV shows by manipulating their storylines. This is not propaganda, apparently.

Jon Bon Jovi gets in a fame fight with Bono. Lindsay Lohan "made some friends" in jail. Paris Hilton humiliates her ex-boyfriend. Pooping pigeons ruin a Kings of Leon show. Monday gossip takes sides.

We have that shameful mystery to discuss, plus an Old Hollywood actor who fiddled about with children, a married actor who internationally cheats on his wife, and a broke TV chef who's resorted to doing porn.

Last week, a house on Staten Island burned to the ground, killing the entire Jones family—four children and a mother. Most had their throats cut. Police blamed C.J., the allegedly murderous 14 year-old son. Now, they've cleared him. Whoops?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Around 300 protesters from Amazon tribes, armed with bows and arrows, have occupied a hydroelectric plant that is being built on an ancient burial site, and demand talks with the government. There have been no James Cameron sightings yet. [BBC]

There's nothing like grabbing a hot dog, a $12 beer and enjoying a ball game, right? Well, as long as you don't mind the possibility of "mouse excreta" or some dead fruit flies as an extra topping.