Seems like people will do anything to get their fifteen minutes. Take daredevil Mr. Tang: to get clicks on the internet, he dove under a train and filmed the experience. Well he was right, check out the video here.

You didn't think a little once-in-a-century environmental catastrophe was going to keep BP from its sweet Gulf oil, did you? BP is definitely not ruling out a return to the Gulf reservoir that ruined our environment.

The Daily Show took its role as steward of sanity in the insane world of politics extra seriously last night, dismantling every piece of criticism the H8ers leveled at the judgment. Also, it's hilarious. Video inside.

Two guys who have permits to carry concealed handguns in New York: Fox News evil toadish mastermind Roger Ailes, and American tough guy Sean Hannity. Why so scared, fellas? Ailes, at least, can blame his paranoid insanity.

Al Franken was so bored with Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell yesterday that he made silly faces at him, from the Senate president's chair. McConnell, furious, told Franken, "this isn't Saturday Night Live." True! It's even worse.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

We all knew a NeoCon like Stephen would take special exception to the reversal of Prop 8 earlier this week. Watch him explain his "long con", which is only topped in genius by a heart-wrenching emotional breakdown.

Have you flown lately? You don't remember, do you? You were too drunk. That's not just a troubling sign of your creeping alcoholism; it's also a business plan for the entire airline industry!

Sometimes, Gawker.TV gets copies of movies for review. Some of these movies are good. Some are bad. Some of these movies, like Tales of the Dead make a case for one swearing off film as a legitimate medium.

Meet your new devious cancer-scammer: 23-year-old Toronto resident Ashley Kirilow. She shaved her head, waxed her eyebrows, plucked her eyelashes and allegedly scammed more than $20,000 through her charity, "Change" for the Cure.

Joe Biden's motorcade is always getting in accidents. Yesterday's—at least the fourth or fifth—occurred when a couple of NYPD motorcycle units escorting Biden got into a minor crash. Everyone's okay! But never get near Biden's limo.

Rosie O'Donnell will return to TV with a new daytime talker on Oprah Winfrey's very expensive OWN channel. The show will start sometime next year. Sorry, but Rosie won't be nearly as fun without an Elisabeth Hasselbeck to shout at.

Hat Juggling seems so simple: nothings on fire or going to crush you, yet Kris Kremo makes his amazing tophat tricks look easy. Watch him toss, flip and bounce his way to success!

Time magazine is a little embarrassed this morning, after Jack Shafer pointed out that Time ran "Can Animals Think?" stories in 1993, 1999, and this week. Psht. That's nothing compared to Newsweek's Historical Jesus coverage. Some things are always important.

Watch Kristen's full interview with Julie Chen, from today's Early Show. The self-described "pickiest person in the world" who sometimes goes "months and years without crying" somehow justifies hooking up on a reality show while her boyfriend watched at home.

He says it's preparation for a role, but then he's really prepared. These two reality stars are making their relationship public. This boozy actor drove a golf cart into a pool. At least he's making a splash.

Flushing, Queens is home to a wonderful international tableau of residents, representing the entire Asian diaspora. So you can imagine how much it sucks for the white people, right? You ever go to one of those Asian grocery stores? Weirdo!

Here's a trailer for the upcoming Jackass 3D, the new James Ivory picture starring Maggie Smith and Jim Broadbent. Hm? Wait, no, sorry. It's the threequel (ugh) in the Johnny Knoxville series about man-boys hurting themselves. And it's in 3D!

A Siegfried & Roy sex tape scandal involves unwanted groping and a male employee. Emma Watson cuts her hair. Laurence Fishburne offers $1 million to block his daughter's porn debut. Justin Timberlake goes gay. TGIFriday gossip.

Ever wanted to know what breaking a stack of bricks in half really looks like? What about television being hit with a hammer? The dramatic truths are revealed inside.