Tonight, the versatile—uh, I mean, middle—Jonas Brother, Joe, guest starred on Hot in Cleveland in an episode filled with family drama, cliched teen gadgets, texting, Justin Bieber, and "Look, I'm a man now!" facial hair. Inside, video highlights.

Iowa chef Christopher Turla was fined $335 after county health inspectors saw a video of him "kissing and licking" two small toads on a prep table in his restaurant's kitchen. So that's how chefs come up with those weird recipes.

Tonight on Tosh.0, Tosh welcomed the Peter Pan Stage Crash girls (from a viral video, which you can see here). Tosh teased them about their thespian abilities before setting out to teach them a little bit about real acting.

Here's a fun list of the top-earning actors on TV. Hugh Laurie makes $400,000/episode!

It should be very easy to dress as your favorite Jersey Shore character. Just forget any pretensions to class, style or dignity and get yourself to edhardyshop.com. But if you're really lazy, go ahead and buy these official costumes.

Tonight in the world of self-loathing Real World homophobe Ryan Leslie, we learned that he hates Hurricane Katrina victims (and manual labor), refusing to help everyone build a house for one of them. Also: Knight gets all homophobic on Preston.

Tonight, a freshly-shaved Jon Stewart talked about the fact that Republicans are simultaneously complaining about the nation's deficit and fighting to extend Bush's tax cuts (which, if ended, would reduce said deficit by 30%). Inside, video of the smackdown.

On tonight's Man v. Food, Adam Richman visited Kansas City. Maybe it had something to do with the tender meat or sizzling fried batters, but all the camera shots and words said on this episode resulted in massive food porn.

Wikileaks is sitting on as many as 15,000 more Afghanistan war documents, according to the Washington Post. And these are "potentially more explosive" than the 91,000 records already out there. What's Wikileaks founder Julian Assange about to drop?

An ex-New York mayor flipped off a protester today at Charlie Rangel's birthday party. Alas, it wasn't Giuliani. It was David Dinkins. Remember him?

Going home can be pretty rough as Maria Bamford can attest to. Between your dad's medication and running into your nemesis, it's a miracle to get out alive.

Do not cross New York gay porn impresario and neocon Zionist Michael Lucas by pirating his movies. Lucas' production company just sued 53 porn pirates for as much as $150,000 each. Sexy copyright infringement, ahoy!

What do you get when you take a white board, some markers, and a street artist who can create incredibly detailed and accurate drawings of animals in mere seconds—with both hands? You get this video, and it's awesome.

We'll start the rest of the season with a bang tonight: It's time for Restaurant Wars! Join us as we report on the battle in the comments under this post. It's like we're all embedded journalists!

Cemeteries used to be a popular place for lovers to stroll and tourists to take in the rolling hills. Now, they're mostly a storage place for Grandma. But some forward-thinking cemeteries are hosting fun events for living people.

[A trader on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange scowls as the closing bell rings. He's sad because the Dow lost 265 points today. That means we're all poor again. Image via Getty]

New York City is on track to have a record number of tourists this year and will see 47.5 million visitors in 2010, according to industry projections. Let's just hope all those newcomers know how to behave! [WCBS, photo: Shutterstock]

Vice President Joe Biden's motorcade is famous for leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. Seems the Biden curse applies to Air Force Two as well: Biden's jet damaged a small plane on a Long Island tarmac today.

Vogue editrix Anna Wintour wrangled Mayor Bloomberg and all the city's fashion luminaries to her press conference today for her faux charity, Fashion's Night Out. It's going to be bigger than ever, and you're invited to the fashion show!

Jodie Fisher's days of fame-seeking might be well behind her, but the woman who claimed sexual harassment by Hewlett Packard's CEO is getting pushed further into the limelight: Playboy has now posted online 16 pictures from a 1980 Fisher shoot.