They've put the boning back in the movie. Also today: Some exciting casting news for fans of Canadians and Brits, AMC adds another show to their roster, and some important news about indie movie kids who are cooler than you.

Horrified by an image of a Google Street View image of child lying face-down in a gutter with her shoes cast off, residents of Worcester (England, not Massachusetts) contacted the authorities. Luckily, little Azura Beebeejaun is just playin, y'all.

Diana Williamson, a prominent 54 year-old AIDS doctor in Harlem, has been charged with fraudulently prescribing nearly $1 million in oxycodone pills in an illegal drug scheme. To be fair, she announced her stance on this years ago.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has denied Jersey Shore denizen Nicole Polizzi's application to trademark her nickname, Snooki, for use in books. Why? It appears that a cartoon cat named Snooky beat her to it.

Jorge Garcia's thoughts on Weezer's new album, threats of a topless Bachelorette, Daniel Radcliffe's controversial magazine covers, The Situation's workout videos, and more Jason Schwartzman/Michael Cera promotions that are worth reading.

The Way We Live Now: tempting the gods of the hanging stones. You can't afford to keep Stonehenge looking nice? Then all of your other troubles are a moot point, friend. Druids know how to kill your home equity, fast.

In the wake of folk hero flight attendant Steven Slater quitting his job so spectacularly, we asked for your own tales about going out in a blaze of glory. Wow, you all sure have left jobs in creative ways!

TONIGHT: Big Brother 12 is all new—and live!—as the fifth houseguest of the season is evicted. Also, the the season finale of SYTYCD, plus new episodes of Jersey Shore The Real Housewives of DC, Futurama, and much more!

Britney Spears is in a studio, recording music, for the first time in years. Our lady of the awkward hair extensions announced her grand return with a tweet: "What's uuupppp tweethearts? Spending the day in the studio recording. - britney."

Get your tuxes out, (gay) ladies and gentlemen (who reside in California). Judge Vaughn Walker, who overturned California's gay marriage ban last week, issued a follow-up ruling today that will allow California's gays to start marrying on August 18.

The season finale of Minute To Win It teased million-dollar jackpots and lives changed, but it didn't deliver any huge winnings. Even host Guy Fieri let his disappointment show when contestant Scott had trouble with a game.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Cosby accuses Meredith Vieira of pooping her pants, Maggie Gyllenhaal's fetishes, real-life superheroes, Joe Jonas on Hot in Cleveland, and the girl who faked out the internet with her "dry-erase board quitting" gives her first interview.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Looking for that perfect, swoon-inducing, fresh-smelling date idea? Old Spice Man made this little PSA to alert you to what bliss could come if your man just knotted a white cardigan around his manly shoulders and took you for a ride.

Tasteful, muted architecture is actually illegal in Times Square. Explains a lot.

Dave wanted to get from Seattle to NYC, but lacked transportation, so he decided to hitchhike the country and make a stop motion video of the experience. Don't blink or you'll miss the marching band, police, motorcycle rally and more.

Various huddled masses, yearning to breathe however they so choose, have been journeying in droves across the border to buy cheap smokes at Indian reservations. New NY state taxes have made cigarettes cost upwards of $13/pack in New York City.

Sex vs. dieting! Childhood obesity debates! Bamboo bikes! Genius t-shirts! Swimming while criminal! And an easy way to beat anger, for stupid jerks! It's your Thursday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while ignoring our own!

Stephen took issue with an Alaska police force warning people not to use tasers on bears. What kind of evil force would not want to stop America's biggest threat? Video inside.

Politico reporter Mike Allen, whose hot-about-town Washington status was recently confirmed via an 8,000-word New York Times Magazine profile, has a dream. It's that Republicans win nine Senate seats this November, making politics more fun for reporters!