Asian carp are infesting the Great Lakes at such a high volume that they're endangering lucrative salmon and trout populations. The region, which relies heavily on its fishing industry, is trying anything and everything to get rid of them.

Some people are seeing their Google.com logo turn into a bunch of jumping balls this morning. Don't panic. There will be time for that tomorrow, when Google announces changes to how everyone searches the Web.

By now, most of you have heard about Manchester United star Wayne Rooney's rendezvous with a call girl. But did you know that, in 2004, Rooney reportedly visited an elderly woman for sex? That, and more, in this NMA reenactment.

Members of Congress are finally heading back to their jobs after an entire month of summer vacation. And, to their disgust, they have important work ahead: determining the future of the expiring Bush tax cuts. What will they do?

Dating in the Dark's Jason is 27-year-old personal trainer/model who considers himself to be God's gift to women. His overt confidence worked with Melanie during their dates in pure darkness, but when the lights came on she sent him packing.

Hey, advertising jingles are back in fashion! That means fewer once-cool real songs corrupted!

Security cameras inside the Pacific Sun Cruise liner captured this scary footage of a ship caught in what appears to be the perfect storm. Pay close attention and you can see a total face plant—or three!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

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Former Daily Beast writer and world-class plagiarist Gerald Posner is being sued by Frank Owen, an author whose book Clubland was plagiarized by Posner. We have selections from Owen's complaint, filed in New York district court this morning, below.

On Morning Joe this morning, Mika Brzezinski demanded in her usual calm fashion that the show address the issue of childhood obesity. Joe Scarborough and his cohorts, however, had something more important in mind—the greatest man ever.

Do you know which Nickelodeon show that Polaris' "Hey Sandy" is the theme song to? Do you know all the names of the Brady Bunch kids? Then you belong at Gawker.TV's TV Trivia Night tonight at Destination Bar!

Yup, it's been decided. You're next, Europe. Elsewhere this weekend, some old has-beens fared pretty well, people just kept on taking stuff, and a romantic comedy turned out to be something else altogether.

Last night in Dallas, the spotlight above Bombshells Gentleman's Club almost temporarily blinded the pilot of a landing plane 1000' above ground. Their "Look For The Spotlight" ads will no longer be running until the FAA provides approval.

Rev. Mark Gruber, a Benedictine monk and former professor at Saint Vincent's College, was fired last year after the school accused him of downloading underage gay porn on a shared computer. Did the school knowingly accuse an innocent man?

She's raising her mentally-ill sister's child on the DL. This actor is so horny he's bi, this rock star made a sex tape with a band mate, and this star wants to get paid for charity appearances. What a baby!

After Louis C.K.'s drunken 'twitter rampage' in which he called Sarah Palin a "C*nt-Face Jazzy Wonder Girl", we were surprised at the little amount of fanfare that erupted when Louis and Bristol Palin appeared together on the Tonight Show Friday.