Last July, an 18-year-old Massachusetts man named Conrad Roy III killed himself by placing a gas-powered water pump in his pickup truck and letting the carbon monoxide consume him. Prosecutors say that Roy’s girlfriend, 17-year-old Michelle Carter, spent months convincing Roy to commit suicide, and text messages between the two entered in court make a compelling and sad case that she did.

Early this morning, a wealthy NYC real estate developer allegedly crashed his Porsche into a pole, left his dying friend on the ground without calling for help, and drove off, only to be captured by police a less than half a mile away.

Visitors to the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp are in for a treat, is apparently what museum management was thinking with their most recent purchase: a brand new outdoor shower sprinkler (at Auschwitz). After all, who wouldn’t love a nice, refreshing shower (at Auschwitz)? The answer, of course, is everyone.

A Bill Bratton profile in this week’s New Yorker reveals little that we didn’t already know about the NYPD commissioner. What we do hear about, over and over, is the ongoing commitment of Bratton and Mayor Bill de Blasio to “broken windows” policing—which Bratton pledges will be around for as long as he and de Blasio are in power.

Today there is one less large thing named after a man from Ohio, and the other men from Ohio are hopping mad. “Our beloved Ohio man needs his name on the large thing,” they cry. Their cries fall on deaf ears: Alaska’s Mt. McKinley is now Denali.

Two journalists working for VICE News have reportedly been arrested and charged with “engaging in terror activity” in southeastern Turkey. The AFP reports that a Turkish court has accused Jake Hanrahan, Philip Pendlebury, and their Iraqi translator of allegedly attempting to aid ISIS.

A Chicago condo owner who lives part-time in California returned home to find all his booze gone, a mysterious hookah on his dining room table, and a young couple sleeping in his bed. As he asked the couple to leave his apartment, they told him they’d booked the room on Airbnb.

Disgraced wrestling star Hulk Hogan went on Good Morning America this morning to defend himself following the release last month of leaked transcripts of a video in which he repeatedly referred to “fucking niggers” and admitted that he’s a “racist, to a point.” “I’m not a racist,” he told ABC News’ Amy Robach. “I never should have said that. It was wrong.”

As a “great believer that politicians are human beings and they need to have holidays,” known politician and probable human being David Cameron vacations at Cornwall’s Polzeath Beach with his wife each year, with varying degrees of success. The British Prime Minister and his wife returned again last weekend and inadvertently bodyboarded through a spill of untreated human sewage. A cruel, cruel summer.

Director Wes Craven, creator of such horror classics as Scream and Nightmare on Elm Street, has died, according to the Hollywood Reporter. He was 76.

Welcome to the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards: the awards that videos win—for music. Our host this year is Miley Cyrus and our Moonman this year is colorful. Take a seat and relax, my friend. It’s time.

On Saturday, it seemed like Jay Z had finally—finally!—joined Instagram. He even (apparently) posted a photo. Two, actually! (Maybe?) But, the New York Daily News reports, by Sunday morning, the account that appeared to have been Jay’s was deleted.

A woman in Upstate New York was charged on Saturday with her infant child’s murder, the Associated Press reports. Prosecutors said the woman, Christina Colantonio, lived with her dead daughter’s body for three months.

President Barack Obama announced on Sunday that he is changing the name of Mount McKinley, the tallest mountain in North America, to Denali. (Can he do that? So he can.)

Russian President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Dimitry Medvedev toast each other after a brisk workout at the Black Sea resort of Sochi, Russia.

Less than a day after a truck containing 71 decomposing bodies was found outside Vienna, police stopped a small van carrying 26 refugees in northern Austria, including three small children who were hospitalized with severe dehydration, the New York Times reports.

A statue of Confederate president Jefferson Davis, recently the target of vandalism and criticism that it is a symbol and celebration of racism, has been removed from the campus of the University of Texas at Austin, the Associated Press reports.

Somebody keeps stealing Hamptonite Andy Sabin’s “Hillary for Prison 2016” signs. “Living in a town with a lot of left-wing wackos, that’s what happens,” he said. So he put up new ones, atop of a 12-foot pole, surrounded by an electric fence, watched by a surveillance camera.

At a campaign event on Saturday in Laconia, New Hampshire, Chris Christie announced that, if elected president, he would ask the CEO of FedEx, Frederick W. Smith, to devise a tracking system to combat illegal immigration.