Okay, now we're really starting to understand why Todd Palin got so furious at Alaska Senate candidate (and Sarah Palin endorsee) Joe Miller. Because Fox News asked him again today about Sarah Palin's presidential qualifications, and he still answered vaguely.

Last night's cold open of the Late Late Show featured a performance by Craig Ferguson, Mythbusters' Jamie and Adam, and his puppets Sid the Bunny and Wavy the Alligator. They performed the 80s hit "Melt With You" by Modern English.

In today's edition of, "What'd you think was going to happen?" we have this: two guys help a third do a 360 on a swing, and—while the first few rotations were successful—he ends up being a human torpedo.

Drea de Matteo will play Will Arnett's mother, Outsourced may have stretched the truth in their commercials, Mary Lynn Rajskub will play Modern Family's Mitchell's ex-girlfriend and Hoda Kotb's most fantastic face of the day.

MSNBC.com might get renamed, because they don't want to be confused with pinko MSNBC.

The Way We Live Now: in a permanent state of barely-controlled fury. Foreclosure furor! Holiday whirlwind! The heart-stopping ups and downs of IMF projections! Recovery is a roller coaster, on an elevator, dropped from a balloon, that just popped.

The new movie has a director, a good director, so maybe Downey'll finally sign on. Also today: Some TV casting both interesting and depressing, another internet thing gets made into a TV show, and the return of an old crush.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has taken some fierce criticism for compromising his users' privacy. Today he issued a clever response, taking the primordial tendency of humans to form groups and rolling it into his product as a feature.

TONIGHT: A jam-packed schedule! We've got new episodes of Law & Order: Los Angeles, Undercovers, Better with You, The Defenders, The Whole Truth, Hell's Kitchen, The Middle, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and much more!

Krystal Ball dressed as a naughty Santa at a party "right after college." Her then-husband wore a dildo on his nose and leash around his neck. Years later, Krystal decided to run for Congress in Virginia. Guess what happened next?

She may have lost the family values vote, but what about the penis-nose fetishist vote? It's big with the Clockwork Orange crowd.

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair defends Former President George Bush, calling him a strong ally, an ordinary man in extraordinary circumstances, and one of his BFFs. The two were and are famous friends, despite their apparent disparity in intellect.

Ex-CNN anchor Rick Sanchez has broken his silence and released a public statement about the regrettable, uh, ethnic comments that led to his firing last week. It's fairly restrained — not a single Jew joke or anything. Full text, below.

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Ferrell hosts the world's largest meetup of superheroes, last night's Glee gave Billy Bush a religious experience, a mashup of Liza Minelli's most loopy moments, and an episode of Running Wilde is actually quite funny!

Congratulations to CocoRobbinsChampionStreaker for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Prescription drug roundup! Binge drinking cancer kids! Cell phone food yakkers! Air pollution breasts! Recipe for divorce! Ironman goes soft! Football brain damage! Home dialysis! Cancer food! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—hazily!

Remember Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch!" TV ad? (Watch here.) Well, in another example of the inevitability the Internet provides, here's a remix that features O'Donnell as a sorceress (still not a witch!). Watch inside.

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time debuts next Tuesday, October 12th at 10PM on Comedy Central. Gawker.TV set aside some time yesterday afternoon to ask him about car beds, cats in wheelchairs, lady parts and homosexuality.

Very likely 2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney will quit using "Mitt.ly" as a URL shortener, after learning that the evil Libyan government controls the ".ly" domain. Now he'll use "Mi.tt," registered to tropical freedom land Trinidad and Tobago. [Image: AP]

Sum Poosie is "the Girls Gone Wild of energy drinks," "a vagina-themed cherry-flavored energy drink that will fight HIV while maintaining your erection." It's a big hit in the lesbian community. Have you tried Sum Poosie, yet?