Last weekend marked an outrageous and ignoble milestone of disillusionment for more than a hundred Yale students: New Haven police rudely broke up their party as if they were regular townies. Needless to say, academe is aflame.

For a chance to win bird seed (an actual prize), contestants on Late Night regurgitate worms into their partner's mouth. In the case of a tie, there is a bird calling contest. All for a chance to be on television!

Once again, an American writer did not win the Nobel Prize in literature. Some weirdo Peruvian named Mario Vargas Llosa, who wrote like definitive chronicles of military dictatorships or whatever, won the damn thing. Next year, Jodi Picoult. Next year.

[Jessica Simpson apparently hitting it off with a sailor aboard the USS Harry Truman in the Persian Gulf. Photo via Splash]

This video takes excitement about the #newtwitter to a whole new level. This video follows @iamwill (aka will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas) as he discovers the new features and raps over songs like "Video Killed The Radio Star."

She's gradually pumping them up so no one notices she has implants. This star's personal and professional lives are a shambles, and this couple conceived at a drug-fueled Halloween party. Were they dressed up as breast implants?

This season of Top Model is supposed to be about high fashion. But as you all know, where there's a high theres always undoubtedly a low. With that in mind, watch as every single contestant tumbles during their runway challenge.

It's more drug-induced crazy than a breakfast food advertisement, but this classic internet video is enjoying a resurgence. Fits right in alongside new commercials like Old Spice Guy and the Most Interesting Man in the World. The crazy video, inside!

The immutable laws of universal karma dictated that this would happen: former CNN shouting head Lou Dobbs, America's most prominent anti-immigrant xenophobe, had illegal immigrants working for him.

What better way to get out of something you don't want to do than use a natural disaster as an excuse? That's exactly what Mitchell did on tonight's Modern Family.

Posh reveals the secret to loving a guy with a ridiculous voice. Ashton's self-proclaimed mistress says he and Demi are swingers. Amy Winehouse says she's been clean for three years. Toni Braxton files for bankruptcy again. Thursday gossip has arrived.

The NYPD has released security camera footage of two suspects in last week's murder of weed-selling Pace University student Max Moreno in his financial district high rise. Seen these guys? Don't sell them weed. Call the police instead. [Previously]

Before Rutgers freshman Tyler Clementi committed suicide after his sexual encounter was streamed online, he emailed officials in his dorm about what was going on. Now, prosecutors want to see Rutgers' response. Also, the lawyer for Clementi's roommate has spoken.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[British synchronized swimmers Olivia Allison and Jenna Randall compete earlier today in the 2010 Commonwealth Games in India. Also today, 15 swimmers reported having a stomach virus, which has been blamed on dirty pool water. Image via Getty]

The red toxic sludge that has overtaken entire towns and killed people in Hungary today reached the Danube, Europe's second-longest river. But don't worry, Hungarian officials say the highly toxic alumina spill is no longer a threat to the environment.

Resident nut job Seth had his final breakdown this week when he accused producers of trying to sabotage him during the Quickfire. Watch as Seth walks off the set, has a panic attack, and is not longer allowed to compete.

Feral hogs in Texas are screwed. The heavily armed state within a state has declared October "Hog Out Month," and is encouraging people to kill the beasts for destroying farmland, as well as "yards, public parks and golf courses."

Who: Buscemi is the ubiquitous and bug-eyed actor who now stars on HBO's Boardwalk Empire.

The Obama administration deported a record 392,000 illegal immigrants in the past year. Take that, Arizona.