No human being would ever consider reading Mitt Romney's recent book No Apology: The Case for American Greatness, much less paying for it. So how did it top the NYT bestseller list? With some ol' Romney magic, of course.

All can be purchased with the $150 Macy's gift card you could win if you take this survey and email the last question to surveys@gawker.com. You are in the market for props for your Halloween recreation of the Rocky Horror Picture Show scene in which Meatloaf meets his unfortunate (fortunate?) end, right? [Rules]

Don't you think the way to fight rising Islamophobia in America is to single out the most ridiculous ones and give them the America's Funniest Home Video treatment with slapstick sound effects and Bob Saget? Here's today's weirdest Islamophobic act:

The interview was short and sweet, but we can't get over seeing "Cigar Guy" in real life. He appeared on TV on with the fake mustache and wig and agrees that without them, no one would recognize who he was!

The subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time, Jersey Shore, finally breached the final frontier. When they got to Space, they got into a silly fight, set the world on fire, and were punished by their god.

Last night, 30 Rock aired a live episode (catch some of it here). During it, Kenneth delivered three messages to Jenna in the hallway of the TGS studio, including a picture sent to her by Brett Favre. Watch inside.

[AnnaLyne McCord is either rolling her eyes or selling her soul to the devil on the set of "90210."]

On today's Fox & Friends, during a discussion of the View war that erupted yesterday between Bill O'Reilly, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, Brian Kilmeade apparently forgot that non-Muslim terrorists exist when he said, "All terrorists are Muslims." Watch inside.

The fourth hour of Today was given pairs of the sexiest shoes (as ranked by Saks 5th Avenue) which included Jimmy Choo, Dolce and Gabbana, and a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. Let's just say they're not Kathie Lee's style.

Wal-Mart is planning its entry into America's last remaining Wal-Mart-free areas. (Hello, NYC!). Yesterday, we asked Wal-Mart workers to send us their experiences working there. Several did. Tales of puddles of blood, homophobic managers, and "mean assholes" below.

The professional Democrats at Organizing for America, the political organization spun off from Barack Obama's 2008 campaign staff, aren't bullshitting anymore in their fundraising pleas. The subject line of their latest mass email? "I'm writing to ask you for money."

Have you ever risen from slumber to find a giant herpe on your lip? If so, last night's Office must've been cathartic for you, because Michael Scott shares your pain. Watch him tell all of his ex-girlfriends about his disease.

In The Social Network, Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin gets screwed. But Saverin writes, "The true takeaway for me was that entrepreneurship and creativity... are perhaps the most important drivers of business today." His $1.1 billion stake in Facebook probably helps.

Jimmy Fallon recalls the thrilling moment when he found out that Pee-Wee was booked as a guest for his show. Also catch his reaction when an audience member shouts "I love you!" Lastly they discuss his new understudy, Regis Philbin.

Preppy clothing enthusiasts recoiled today when J. Crew put a model with hippie-hairy legs on its website. Has J. Crew found its "inner feminist"? Is a disgruntled web designer playing pranks? We reveal the startling truth, after the jump.

Mexican officials say they've "suspended" the investigation into Texas jet-skier David Hartley's alleged murder by pirates, but they hope to re-start it "in a few days." Decapitating criminal investigators really gets results. [CBS, photo via AP]

Here's a saucy gentleman gettin' jiggy with it to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" who is clearly sauced from whatever previously inhabited his now-empty thermos. If he assumed getting the party started would attract the single ladies, consider this a failure.

Remember Florida Pastor Terry Jones, the guy who planned to burn the Koran on 9/11 but then called it off? He just won a car from a New Jersey dealership for not burning the book.

'Twas a riveting night of primetime programming on C-SPAN last night, as Nevada Senate candidates Sharron Angle, a scary twitching dingbat, and Sen. Harry Reid, with all the charisma of a brain tumor, held their only debate. Who "won"?

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