Modest, monkey-flaunting Los Angeles television reporter and former Miss USA Lu Parker is opening up about her longtime, well-known relationship with L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa—who formerly had an affair with another L.A. TV reporter. What's your media theory, Lu?

Here's a pre-wedding invitation "Save the Date" video made by a couple living in, duh, Austin, TX. It's in the style of nü-vintage filmmaker Wes Anderson's work and we can't decide if it's annoying or not. You be the judge!

Free Winona! Free her by buying this $4m Los Angeles pad that she is trying to fence. The furniture you see is very likely "staging" and not actually Ryder's, but she's still there in the bones of the house.

The contractually obligated brawling came to an end last night with the season finale of Jersey Shore. The roommates found the strength to muster one last heated exchange before packing their bags and saying goodbye to Florida.

During the Night of Too Many Stars, Tina Fey graciously offered up her personal calendar. Inside, she goes through a year of photo spreads—which include her shirtless, with washboard abs, as Justin Bieber, and as twins of herself.

They're supposedly "just friends" but they sneak off for a quicky in the loo between awards. This star's cats set her trailer on fire and this celeb spread her lover's ashes at Magic Kingdom. From ashes to ashes...

Another day of Lindsay Lohan reckoning is nigh. Kim Kardashian's birthday cake will be encrusted in diamonds. The Sister Wives polygamists are actually kinda incestuous. Like, more than we realized the first time around. TGIFriday gossip.

Check out this video in which fauxhemians try to explain the ideology behind their facial adornment. One young man claims to have grown a beard "out of spite," and another explains it as a "Williamsburg" thing. Such a thoughtful bunch.

In this video, a parakeet with mad skills dances to Willow Smith's hit, "Whip My Hair." The only thing that would make this bird more impressive is if it could add color to its environment by whipping its feathers.

As a student at Princeton University, the son of California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman—one of the school's most celebrated donors—was accused of sexually assaulting a classmate. This is the story of the explosive accusation and its quiet aftermath.

Prodco KPI (best known for DNA-ing 'Hitler's skull'), has a top-secret new series in the works. Here's hoping it's Filthy Rich, starring Alabama's finest Lil' Bit and her brother/husband Bo, whose business you won't believe exists.

The gang of eight treasury-draining officials in Bell, California went to court and pleaded not guilty yesterday. All of them, not guilty! Even the city manager earning $800K, and the "disabled" running police chief. We were all wrong about them.

What a week Juan Williams has had! From mild-mannered NPR analyst and Fox News liberal stand-in to multimillionaire full-time Fox News guy, thanks to one dumb comment. Fair warning, Juan: you're about to throw away your entire career. Needlessly.

Rapper Common is the host of HBO's Brave New Voices 2010, a telecast of the 2010 Team poetry slam finals. That's right, poetry is alive and kicking, people, and it's only on HBO. Tomorrow night!

Here is a video of, Tret, a Ukranian dog that is better at parkour than most human beings. Watch as it scales everything in it's way to some awesome/hilarious Eastern European House Music.

Harmeen Jones, a former Fox News technician, is suing the network for $5 million, alleging that he was subjected to constant racism at work and eventually fired for complaining about it. News Corp sued for discrimination? That sounds familiar somehow.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

At least 135 people have died in Haiti from a suspected cholera outbreak.

Taiwan's Next Media Animation have tackled the great American bed bug epidemic in their latest video. Watch as Fox News "Red Eye" host Greg Gutfeld is savagely attacked by a bed bug guest on his show, while others watch Glee.