On the Tonight Show, Judd Apatow shares that he's a longtime fan of Robin Williams and that Barack Obama is a longtime fan of Judd Apatow. The President is apparently a fan of Apatow's Funny People and other "depressing movies."

Yea, food trucks were cool for a minute, but then they got that reality show, and all these corporate Tasti-D-Lite motherfuckers are jumping on the bandwagon, and now it's just like, whatever. [WSJ. Photo via]

After months of speculation, Mariah Carey announced this morning that she is pregnant with Nick Cannon's child. She must be so pissed at Thandie Newton for letting the cat out of the bag last night.

As we have pointed out in the past, "juice cleanses" are bullshit, scams peddled by sharps to to sucker the desperate. Still, today brings yet another first-person trend story about juice cleansing. But—progress is being made!

Here's a really gorgeous, uplifting video of The Hills star Audrina Patridge's mom slurring and swearing on a sidewalk after her daughter was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She has some particularly choice words for Lauren Conrad. Terrific.

This week, we shed a tear for Audrina Patridge—twice. Once for being voted off DWTS, and again when someone filmed her mother's 5-minute long drunken rant in which she called Lauren Conrad a "pissy little fashion shit." Cringe.

The nude woman who got Charlie Sheen hospitalized says he hit her and has hired a lawyer. Billy Ray Cyrus gets a divorce. David Arquette cried during his first post-Courteney sexual encounter. Thursday gossip shall overcome.

He calls his mates "mom" and sucks his thumb after sex. This famous ladies' man's girlfriend got knocked up to snag him and this pregnant celeb is having a test tube baby. Everyone has mommy issues!

A fourth teenager's been cleared in the Bronx gay torture case. Seven defendants remain.

For months, Olivia Munn's "indefinite hiatus" has been the "elephant in the room" at G4TV, but thanks to US Weekly, papa's got a brand new heffalump! Yesterday, Munn's erstwhile co-host Kevin Pereira did his best to quell the rumors.

Here is security camera footage of Harlem resident Carlos Baez in an elevator, yanking the leash of his tiny dog, "Dutch," and angrily swinging the terrified little thing around by its throat.

Tabloid sexpot Andrea Peyser has never been accused of being honest, or a deep thinker. But her column today squeezes so much anti-gay, xenophobic rhetoric into so little logic that we feel we must comment upon her arguments.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Speculation is rampant that badass Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin got his ass beat in a Judo match after he appeared in public today with a black eye covered with lots of makeup. He definitely won, though. [AFP]

Tar balls are still washing up on Gulf shores, in what the government calls "moderate to light oiling."

Dallas NBC sports reporter Newy Scruggs is in San Francisco to cover the World Series. Beyond the excitement of the event, he comes to a conclusion about the Bay Area: Everyone there is a pothead. Watch the video below.

Are you that person who can never seem to put their phone down, even during meals? Yes? Well, you're obnoxious. And a majority of Americans agree, according to a new Zagat survey. Taking pictures of your meals is annoying too.

Wrestling fans of Connecticut, rejoice! A federal judge has ruled that voters can wear their favorite Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt to the polls when they vote for WWE goddess Linda McMahon, despite the diabolical liberal conspiracy to ban them.

Lady Gaga's meat dress might be old news, but since Halloween is coming up, the New York Daily News resurrects it for one last stunt.

[After going to a doctors appointment in Brentwood, newly single Christina Aguilera takes her son Max shopping at La La Ling in Los Feliz. What a great name for a kid! Photo via AP.]