Every New TV Show Is Going to Be a Musical Now

Richard Lawson · 12/01/10 04:56PM

You can thank Glee for that. Also today: a new time travel movie is confusing, we need a farm boy to go kill a giant, a TV adaptation gets its leads, and an Ugly Betty favorite makes good.

Boy Builds Giant Snow Penis, Pisses Off Mother

Kate Erskine · 12/01/10 04:41PM

If you're tired of building the same old boring snowman year after year, you should take a lesson from this lad on how to spice things up a bit. Watch as his mother comes home to find what he's done!

Your Wednesday Night Lineup

Matt Cherette · 12/01/10 04:32PM

TONIGHT: The Grammy Nominations Concert, the premieres of Top Chef: All-Stars and Celebrity Rehab, the season finales of ANTM and Terriers, plus new episodes of Hellcats, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Los Angeles, Hell's Kitchen, Undercovers, and more!

How Come Nobody Told Us About All These 'Shades of Grey?'

Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/10 04:22PM

The Way We Live Now: struggling with duality. We have two options, it seems, and both are bad. Ugly money or poor beauty? High taxes or high unemployment? Big salaries or bad judges? We feel very heroic, so much option-weighing!

Watch Stephen Curry's Impressive Half-Court Alley-Oop

Matt Cherette · 12/01/10 04:16PM

Last night, the San Antonio Spurs beat the Golden State Warriors 118-98, but you wouldn't know it if you considered Stephen Curry's 32-point, five-assit performance. The most noteworthy of the assists? Curry's half-court alley-oop to teammate Dorell Wright. Watch inside.

Kentucky to Build Greatest Religious Amusement Park Ever

Jim Newell · 12/01/10 04:07PM

Kentucky's Democratic Gov. Steve Beshear breathlessly announced today that he has secured a deal with Ark Encounter LLC to build an awesome creationism-themed amusement park in his state. What, along with a "full-scale Noah's Ark," will it contain?

Dogs Are Awesome

Matt Cherette · 12/01/10 03:55PM

Guess what, people—dogs are awesome! And here's a nearly eight-minute video compilation—featuring everything from dogs jumping in slow motion, to diving, to rescuing people from burglars, to walking up stairs on their hind legs, and more—to prove it.

One Man Controls All Acts of Celebrity Kindness

Maureen O'Connor · 12/01/10 03:28PM

Meet Trevor Neilson. His job is helping famous people "build [their] brands" by finding charitable projects for them. He's the philanthropic powerbroker behind Angelina, Ashton, Demi, Shakira, and Bono. If he ever uses his powers for evil, we're screwed.

Jesus Luz, Please Shut Up

Brian Moylan · 12/01/10 03:03PM

The Post's totally superfluous Page Six Magazine comes out tomorrow with a cover story about Madonna's former boytoy Jesus Luz. The problem is no one wants to hear him talk. And when he does, he sounds like a fool.

The Most Amazing Jump-Rope Routine You'll Ever See

Matt Cherette · 12/01/10 02:51PM

Behold the Kings Firecrackers, a jump-roping squad of teen (and pre-teen) girls from Ohio—who may get a movie deal! Here, the girls perform an astonishing eight-minute routine during a halftime show at the US Naval Academy. Watch inside.