Your cat is "just chillin" all afternoon. Here's a time lapse that proves it. (Does it count as a time lapse if a lazy animal sits there for the entirety?)

An unidentifiable, maybe-Miley naked picture circulates the internet. Eva and Tony reunite for lunch. Jessica Simpson proves she's not pregnant by doing shots. Jon Gosselin gets a job. Thursday gossip is old for its age.

The Today show checked with the family of a "miracle baby" this morning, but the little boy was more interested in hiding behind and jumping on furniture—a typical child, in other words, despite being on national television.

Embattled CBS News anchor Katie Couric will switch networks and film a cameo on Glee, possibly for the show's post-Super Bowl episode. Please give her a song and some choreography. We know she has some serious dancing skills.

The singer and the model have purchased a foreclosed Brentwood property for "significantly more" than the listed $13.4M. It's an 8 bedroom, 12,500sq.ft. beast with endless views, cigar and wine rooms, and a domed library. That is definitely in.

In America, cigarette packs will soon come with graphic health warnings. That's nothing. In Europe, they already have those health warnings; and now, they want to totally ban branded cigarette packaging. But what about the tragic destruction of coolness?

Brandy was on Lopez Tonight last night. When asked if Brandy and Bristol were friends, Brady said they worked on their facial expressions together. Apparently, when Bristol took Brandy's advice she actually did well. Lopez is skeptical. So are we.

If Raymond V. Raymond was about Usher's divorce, then the bonus album Versus should have been about how his love of walls, chairs and tree trunks has kept him from staying faithful.

Now that she's away from him, her career is better than ever. This child actress was abandoned by her parents as punishment, and this director has a foot fetish. A foot fetish? That's practically pedestrian.

Police say that two teenagers who'd been charged in the Bronx gay torture attack were actually victims—meaning there were six total victims, and seven alleged perpetrators. Five men (including David Rivera, pictured) were arraigned yesterday on hate crime charges.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is back! This time with socialite, Jason Davis. Watch as he enters rehab completely intoxicated, hits on the nurse, and meets with Dr. Drew for the first time. Rest assured he'll piss off Janice Dickinson.

You'll always remember your first. Celebration, FL, the creepy town built by Disney in the '90s, has long been a place of eerie, forced quaintness. Well, no longer. They've had their first-ever homicide, just in time for the holidays.

Logitech's latest GoogleTV ad stars Kevin Bacon's biggest fan - a bespectacled, pot-bellied, greasy-haired, memorabilia collecting, bespectacled, neurotic, socially awkward Kevin Bacon. It's his finest role yet. Seriously.

Barry Diller—a man who seemed positioned to reign opulently over his IAC media empire for years to come—announced this morning that he's stepping down as CEO of IAC.

Spectac sex hack Andrea Peyser is a certified expert on landing a man, marrying a man, and pleasing a man. And, now, on making a baby. No matter which way you choose to make a baby, Andrea strenuously disapproves.

Inspired by a story about STD detection on your iPhone, last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert introduced the iThrone, a device that allows you to check out a new sexual partner before it's too late. It's genius.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[Russian PM Vladimir Putin talks to Larry King about nukes, Wikileaks, America, and badassery, while denying he's a money-laundering mob boss. Image via AP]

This time, it's really happening. On May 21 of next year, Jesus Christ shall swoop down from the heavens on a white steed to snatch up all True Believers. That's right — the Rapture is coming! Where do you stand?

Former New Orleans cop Michael Hunter was sentenced to 8 years for involvement in post-Katrina shootings.