With The Warrior's Way in theaters today and Sunday being international "Day of the Ninja," it's time to celebrate wearing black and silent assassinations. "Fictional internet celebrity" Ask-a-Ninja is here to catch you up on the latest trends.

An Oberlin student and former American Apparel employee says that Dov Charney owes her one hundred dollars for services rendered. Below is her tale of wageless woe.

A production company is working with location-sharing service Foursquare to develop a reality show where Foursquare is "meaningfully integrated" into the action. How about a show where celebrities check-in somewhere then audience members race to punch them in the face.

After James Franco got the call to host, he "had three days to think about it and then thought—of course." Last night, he discussed the implications of his hosting duties and his chances of winning for 127 Hours.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Famed fetus vessel Bristol Palin ranted against the lamestream media on her Facebook page today. In a post entitled "Mr. Olbermann — Sorry We Can't All be As Perfect As You," Bristol proves that thin skin is an inherited trait.

New York state senator Kevin Parker is currently on trial for attacking a New York Post photographer last year. Parker's lawyer says the case is "entirely about politics." I dunno. It almost seems like there's a pattern here.

Previously, Conan declared he'd wear "jeggings" (a jean-legging hybrid mainly worn by ladies) on-air. Last night, he proclaimed "if I say I'm gonna do something, I do it!" and proceeded to deliver his monologue while wearing stone-washed colored ladies tights.

Apparently Barack Obama flew to Afghanistan last night, to say "hi" to the troops! Beats staying in Washington.

Irving Kristol, father to Fox News talking head Bill Kristol, was the intellectual architect of neoconservatism, a fierce anti-communist, and staunch Republican. So why did FBI counterintelligence agents investigate his contacts with a suspected Soviet agent in the 1980s?

The president's creepy debt-reduction commission failed to win enough support for its final report, so now it won't face a vote in Congress. Oh well. Fuck the debt! Spend more time on that 10% unemployment rate we've had for years.

A woman's car burst into flames following a highway accident. Somehow a cop managed to remove her from the burning vehicle by shooting the passenger window and dragging her limp body to safety. Footage of the rescue inside.

When David Westin resigned as head of ABC News last September, we never would have guessed that a legendarily overprivileged writer of novels that would become Zac Efron films would be his replacement. Shows how much we know.

He dabbled with man-on-man back in the day. This reality star tries to trade in her man for a richer model, and this actor tried to get a masseuse to get him off. In Hollywood there are no happy endings.

Justin Bieber toys with the outward indicators of sexual maturity. Jermaine Jackson owes $100,000 in child support. Lady says she didn't boink Eva Longoria's husband. Aretha Franklin goes under the knife. TGIFriday gossip.

This guy always has Chewy in his house; every back and forth from this cabinet door lets out another Chewbacca grunt. Soon enough they'll sell these cabinets as "special edition."

According to this new promo, the Oprah Winfrey Network's coming along just as expected. [NYT]

Andrew Ridgeley is drinking by himself on what appears to be Christmas when George Michael walks in through the door! Wake me up before you go-go, because this is one stellar reunion in a video for a really great band.

Poor Jesus Christ only gets half the presents! This spurs Stephen Colbert to launch his annual "War on War on Christmas," in which he goes after sparring atheist-vs-religious billboards outside the Lincoln Tunnel. Watch inside.