Hundreds of attractive people dressed in black descended on Miami this past week for Art Basel Miami Beach, the international art exhibition. But don't be sad if you didn't go! We've got you covered here with plenty of sweet photos.

4chan-affiliated hacker group Anonymous has declared war on enemies of secret-sharing site Wikileaks. Internet war! Their first targets: PayPal, which won't facilitate donations to Wikileaks, and PostFinance, the Swiss bank that froze founder Julian Assange's accounts. Update: And Mastercard!

Well, of course: Pop singer Justin Bieber's weird drawn-on mustache was the result of a run-in with filmmaker John Waters on a British talk show. Apparently, Bieber turned to Waters and said: "Your 'stache is the jam." Wow. [via Vulture]

Yesterday, Democrat and Republican lawmakers—guided by President Obama—reached a deal that extended tax cuts for all Americans (including the rich). Congress also agreed to continue its spending. Tonight, Jon Stewart pointed out the inherent incongruence of this.

Click to viewElizabeth Edwards, the long-suffering wife of crinkly-faced twit John Edwards, died today after a long battle with breast cancer. So get ready for D.C. establishment types who hated her when she was alive to pretend they admired and liked her!

On the creepiest episode of Millionaire Matchmaker ever- there were not only some intense Stangerisms, but also the most entertaining creeping on television. See Patti's best one-liners, some outrageous behavior, and embryonic meals after the jump!

That cholera epidemic sweeping Haiti? Probably the fault of U.N. peacekeepers.

"I don't even know what's gonna come out of this pen," said the lady clairvoyant, before attempting to sketch a "psychic drawing" of her talk show guest, Brian. And that's when she drew a hairy penis and balls! Watch inside.

Remember last week's big NASA announcement about a new kind of life—one built out of arsenic rather than the usual phosphorous? Yeah, about that: According to a number of scientists, the study was "fatally flawed."

He's a Pulitzer Prize winner, founder of New Journalism, wife stabber. Norman Mailer: Badass.

Two six-year-olds and a three-year-old were caught robbing a house in Covington, La. over the weekend, thankfully stopping the would-be thieves at the start of, presumably, the most adorable crime wave known to man. Here's their haul:

In this animated holiday short, two great comedic minds combine to perform "Peace on Earth" and "Little Drummer Boy." We can't help but wonder if Jason Segel and Jack Black are truly neighbors in real life, too!

The second season of The Sing-Off debuted last night. Here's all the action that went on during the first episode. Our picks include: an Adam Lambert voice-clone, the real-life version of the Glee cast, a vocal legend, and more!

Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Justin Bieber took some time out of his busy schedule of dancing, singing and hair-styling to "Reflect" on China's impending economical domination over the United States. In the words of The Biebs, "China yo".

[A shot from downtown Meadville, Pa., where two feet of snow has fallen since Sunday, with another half a foot expected tonight. Photo via AP]

In a city of 8 million unique characters, it's not easy find your picket-fence soulmate. 1,001 Online Dates shows the reality of the NY dating scene where that cute blond you met on Match.com turns out to be psycho.

Newsweek just might get a fancy new office. This memo went out to employees this afternoon:

Today we heard the story of the Iliad-reading Columbia kids who were arrested for drug dealing. Sucks, man! How could they have avoided the clink? By reading a different classic book, yo.

Julian Assange's sex life is complicated. Thank God we have Glenn Beck and a chalkboard to explain it to us! Watch as Glenn Beck guides you through Assange's one night stands complete with barbie pictures, impressions and crude chalk drawings.

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