Poor Geoff! Russell Brand got so sick of Geoff's insults during his Late Late Show interview that got up and demanded the robot to "apologize to me and respect me!" When he didn't, he gave Geoff an "aquatic intervention."

Wesley Snipes surrendered himself to a Pennsylvania prison today to serve a three-year sentence for tax evasion.

Scorched earth flight attendant Steven Slater—who slid down an inflatable slide and into our hearts last summer—is raising funds for his legal defense by selling "Let It Slide" t-shirts on his website, just in time for the holidays.

Kids are horrible. They only want to eat sugar, chips, grilled cheese, and awful gunk. Chefs hate them and wish them dead. Then a Jonas Brother shows up, a chef has a meltdown, and the world ends in apocalypse.

House Democrats voted in a private meeting this morning to reject the tax cut plan President Obama negotiated with the GOP.

In an effort to understand his mass appeal to the ladies, Ryan Gosling was asked about the tumblr meme about him. He played along, reading aloud some of his "Hey Girl" quotes and cracked up throughout the interview. Meta!

For humans, puddles are an afterthought. On the other hand, for penguins and their stubby legs, it's a body of water too shallow and narrow to swim across, yet still not assuredly leap-able. Decisions, decisions. Oh wait, it's a puddle.

R.I.P. to Chicago's Cabrini-Green, the single most notorious housing project in America. Not a good idea, after all.

The most exciting part of the USC-UCLA matchup last weekend had nothing to do with the game itself, because it was all about this red sweatsuit-clad granny who got her freak on—repeatedly!—at a pre-game tailgate party. Watch inside.

An August 2009 e-mail from Fox News' Washington managing editor, Bill Sammon, ordered reporters to drop the term "public option" for "government-run plan" during the health care reform debate. Could Fox News have a right-wing bias?

The Situation dropped in on Late Night to talk about fist pumping, scoping out women, his life (pre-situation), and other usual talking points. Afterwards, he spoke briefly about the newest member to join the house, Deena.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

As something of a social experiment, Gawker is introducing a relatively lo-fi dating service! It'll take place in the comments, under the tag #gawkerdating. Leave a want ad, a picture, or both!

We naturally assumed that the United States of America took a backseat to no one when it comes to sexualizing our children at inappropriately young ages for the sake of commerce. Turns out, no: the UK is even pervier.

This morning on The Today Show the Roberts family was interviewed about the father (and husband) they lost in battle. However, this little boy was way more ecstatic about being on television. Christmas came early for little Keegan Roberts.

Westboro Baptist Church, the always charming demagoguery that regularly protests military funerals and "whorish" starlets, plans to picket Elizabeth Edwards' funeral. Jesus wept. [via]

When Prince randomly walked onto The View today, everyone reacted as if they were in Oprah's "Favorite Things" audience. The singer pulled a "Bill O'Reilly exit" after Sherri Shepherd exclaimed "I've wanted to sleep with you for my whole life!"

This was created for the internet, right? Well, meet John Jacobson; he's teaching dance choreography! Check out his patented "Double Dream Hands" move. Can't we all be brimming with self-confidence like John Jacobson?

In The Tourist, Jolie's character turns an unsuspecting vacationer into a bumbling patsy, so it's poetic that the real-life femme fatale has that same effect on G4TV's hapless junketeer. Plus, more "hobo cowboy" fashion from Johnny Depp!

Here's an "announcement trailer" for the third Transformers movie, called Dark of the Moon. Obviously these films are intriguing, nuanced mysteries, as evidenced by this two-minute bit of historical fiction. The moon landing! Conspiracy! Shiny metal robot monsters.