President Obama Jon Bon Jovi to the White House Council for Community Solutions. What will Jon do? Just shake his mane and talk about how great charity work is. Still, it's good to be wanted—dead or alive.

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The New York Times has funneled new Census Bureau data into a handy ethnic map of New York City. This is Brooklyn: Each blue dot equals 100 black people, each green dot 100 white people. Never the twain shall meet.

The Washington, DC Pentagon metro station was totally shut down this morning when a suspicious object was spotted blinking in a trash can. X-rays determined it was a "battery-operated Christmas ornament." The War on Christmas has gone too far.

The characters he's played over the years have been guilty of far more heinous crimes, but in this interview, Garret discusses some "accidents" from the set of Raising Hope that would fit well into an episode of the show.

Here's the first glimpse of season three of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. Watch JWOWW fight, The Situation hook up, and Snooki face plant in the sand. It's the same as it ever was.

Congress' 13% approval rating is the lowest ever recorded by Gallup.

When FOX announced that Fringe would move to Fridays in January, fans of the show saw the beginning of the end. To put them at ease, FOX has just released this trailer poking fun at the "Friday Death Slot."

Miley's superfan vigilantes set their sights on a girl named Anna Oliver. Angelina Jolie laughs at her Golden Globe nomination. Hulk Hogan's beach wedding devolves into a brawl. Wednesday gossip fears for its life.

McDonald's is planning a huge expansion in China. Soon their kids will be just like ours!

Chris Wragge, Erica Hill, Jeff Glor and Marysol Castro stopped by The Late Late Show to make their TV debut together, promising Craig Ferguson they'd have plenty of awkward pauses. So, everyone: what do you think of the fresh meat?

Tis the season for holiday gifts, and Seth Green brought along a humping robot for Conan to enjoy. When turned on, the robot thrusts, and the two grown men placed a figure of Conan directly in the line of fire.

If you want to become a New York City firefighter, you'd better hit the books, because the department's stringent entrance exam requires that you understand things like electricity and how to open doors.

When we last saw Fox News' Washington managing editor Bill Sammon, he was sending his staff a memo telling them to stop saying "public option." What's he up to now? Sending staffers an email pooh-poohing global warming. Principled journalism alert!

A slew of famous couples split up. One was due to the man seeing too many strippers and another because the dude fell in love with his costar. This teen's management will dump her when her sex tape comes out.

In an interview with the stars of The Fighter, Peter Travers asks Christian Bale to sing "Santa Fe" from Newsies. He doesn't oblige, but instead sings the theme song to The Powerpuff Girls—in a viking beard, no less!

Just to be perfectly clear: yes, Save The Children has suddenly stopped its work in support of a tax on soda; but no, that's not connected to the huge monetary grant the group's seeking from the Coca-Cola corporation. Okay. [NYT]

Because Swiss bankers are such notorious slobs, always showing up at work in old Metallica t-shirts and unwashed tighty-whiteys, UBS has issued its staff a 43-page (or possibly 52-page) dress code, covering them from fingernails to unmentionables.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Heidi Jones, the weatherperson on New York's WABC (and occasionally on Good Morning America), told police that a man had attacked her and tried to rape her as she was jogging in Central Park in September. Police say she lied.