After hearing about Jason Hope's "amazing, star-studded" $500,000 Christmas party, we declared him Party King of Scottsdale. But wait—isn't Dan Quayle's airhead sex blogger of a son from Scottsdale? Let's see what Ben's bros have to say.

As we all know, David Letterman can be a grouch, but things went perhaps too far on last night's show. Letterman got on a go kart and drove directly into the majestic tree that adorned his set, taking it down.

That might be difficult to explain to her partner. This all-American actor is turning into a bitter boozebag, and this actress got herpes from her new boyfriend. If they're not getting you pregnant they're giving you something else!

Are video games still not really real enough for you yet? Well check out what they could possibly be in the future as a group of guys brilliantly recreate a first person shooter game in the woods.

Mayer whispers dirty nothings into a strange female's ear. Jennifer Aniston has a 20-foot no-touch zone. Taylor Momsen is a Parisian style icon. Lindsay Lohan sips Shirley Temples. Thursday gossip is sexual napalm.

It's true: Julia Allison is dating John McCain's son Jack. And the dalliance will bring the internet famemonger long-lost levels of attention, despite protestations to the contrary. Her camera has certainly been busy.

You might remember GWAR as the outrageously-costumed band of troglodytes favored by Beavis and Butt-Head... well, here's a video of Oderus Urungus and his pals "caroling" in suburbia, with predictably silly/gory results.

Lots and lots of stuff of note happened in 2010 and the 12 most important things were immortalized by Jimmy Fallon last night. It was all set to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas." The last verse inside.

Here's a trailer for Cedar Rapids, an indie comedy starring Ed Helms in his first leading role. The movie is directed by The Good Girl's Miguel Arteta and produced by Midwestern mastermind Alexander Payne, so odds are it'll be good!

Patti Stanger claims to be a "highly successful third generation matchmaker" who is responsible for at least three-hundred marriages and five-hundred relationships. Her television show tells another story.

A former Guantanamo Bay detainee is accusing the U.S. of using witches and Jews to abuse inmates there. While the Bush Administration's use of Jews in the war on terror is well known, this is the first report of witches.

Apparently, a sleigh driven by reindeer doesn't quite cut it in 2010, so this Santa's made an upgrade. To a freaking helicopter. Watch him rappel down from it, with help from an elf, and distribute presents to some amazed children.

[A confused and depressed-looking bear eyes a papier mache snowman inside the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, today. Image via Getty]

There's always something crazy happening in former Eastern Bloc states' houses of government. Ukraine's parliament is prone to rioting and today, a public television employee jumped from the balcony of Romania's parliament to protest austerity measures. He survived.

Just after South Korea's military finished playing with its big weapons today near the border, North Korea's military chief said his country was ready to wage a nuclear "holy war" against the South if they don't chill out. [Reuters]

Fred Foy, The Lone Ranger announcer famous for opening each show with "Hi-Yo, Silver!" has died at 89.

[Two robotic cranes, each 10 stories high, "dance" with each other in Singpore. The show was created by Emmy-winning production designer Jeremy Railton. Photo via AP.]

Soon-to-be former Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi is in need of a "stronger brand," so, naturally, she's soliciting branding advice from director Steven Spielberg. (Lesson No. 1: "Don't chase the little kid and the alien.")

A real double rainbow unfurled across the Los Angeles sky tonight! And, of course, Twitter freaked out, because of this year's biggest viral video—"Double Rainbow"—turning "double rainbow" into a worldwide trending topic