Rebecca Drysdale sings about the insanity gay and bisexual kids put up with in high school and how amazing it get's after high school (i.e. fame, sex, fulfillment). Bonus inspirational speech at the end.

Congratulations to Dr. Lixx for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kevin Spacey channels the ghost of Johnny Carson, an Olympic wrestler debuts on The Biggest Loser, V returns, and The Bachelor's Brad Womack is terribly embarrassed about the amount of airtime ABC gives his naked torso.

Going into today's congressional transfer of power, most observers expected that new Speaker John Boehner would have to wrest the leader's gavel from Nancy Pelosi's death grip. But she handed it over, after a pleasantly batty speech. Congratulations, John Boehner!

Everyone is in a tizzy because Barack Obama dared to wear flip-flops while on vacation. Really? Just so there's never confusion on this matter again, we're going to break down the rules for when it's appropriate to wear them.

Saturday Night Live newbie Jay Pharoah treated the Money Making Jam Boys to a few of his impressions that haven't been heard yet—including impressions of Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Family Guy's Stewie. Here's hoping Lourne's not pissed!

[Blending: The critical final step of makeup application, known to elude even the best, sometimes. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

A Romanian teacher accused of abusing her own students attacks a police officer. Apparently, she can't take what she dishes out.

Last August, Jane Mayer wrote a long investigative article in The New Yorker about the Koch brothers, the conservative billionaires who bankroll a host of right-wing causes. Since then, she's apparently become the victim of a disturbing, organized smear campaign.

In your kinky Wednesday media column: the FCC loses again, Cosmo goes to the Middle East, French Vogue eyes a new editor, SI's swimsuit issue goes 3-D, and media hiring is no longer the luxury affair it allegedly once was.

Since Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman are in Just Go With It together, Bazaar decided to pull an Interview let the celebrities interview each other. The result is a predictably ridiculous kiss-fest, tinged with sexual longing.

Harry Hanrahan made waves last year with a mashup of his picks for the 100 greatest movie insults of all time (watch here). Apparently, though, it wasn't enough—here are another 100 epic burns from the silver screen.

This group demonstrates how to properly turn your New Year's Eve into a grass fire the whole family can enjoy. Smokey the Bear would be so disappointed.

John Wheeler, the defense contractor who served in three Republican presidential administrations and was found dead in a landfill on New Year's Eve, was acting crazy before his death — and may have tried to burn his neighbor's house down.

We hope that you got all that you wanted this Christmas because clearly this guy did.

Ambassador Gene Cretz, the man behind the famous Wikileaks cable about Muammar Qaddafi's "voluptuous blonde" Ukrainian nurse, is being recalled because the disclosure that he wrote a cable about her boobies has "complicated" our relationship with Libya. [Photo: cornell.edu]

The man who played The Winklevoss twins in The Social Network shared some fun facts on Chelsea Lately. Among them, that his family makes Arm & Hammer products, he got picked on in middle school, and his next role.

William Hattar was riding the subway this morning and the doors made a different and really cool song when closing. Have a listen. Hey MTA, can we adopt "Doors Closing: Extended Dance Remix" as the official song of subway doors?

Starbucks has a new logo—now with 100% mermaid-thingy! Or, as they put it, they've "evolved the siren." This vagueness just makes them appear more sinister. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz's own creepy, sinister explanation of this murky symbolism is here.

Chef Martin Yan is the host of the completely awesome favorite show of my childhood, Yan Can Cook. And boy can he! Here, watch as Yan teaches us how to "relax" (read: molest) a chicken before attempting to bone it.