This poor snow plow. It can't stop falling into trouble.

The Michael Steele Era of Politics is over. "Reince Priebus," the Wisconsin GOP chair, has won the Republican party chairmanship. His challenging job going into 2012: Shut up and smile! Michael Steele struggled with this.

Today we heard about a jerky college professor who blabbed about a student's business to the whole class. Professors can be so mean sometimes! Especially according to one commenter, at least. Read their story, then tell us your own.

The Real Housewives' Kyle Richards visited the Ellen set today and conversation immediately turned to crazy ol' Camille. As it turns out, Kyle and Camille aren't as friendly as previously advertised.

North Brother Island is in the East River between the Bronx and Rikers Island. It was used until the '40s as a quarantine hospital, but has been abandoned and closed to the public since then. Now it's a spectacular ruin.

On today's Oprah Winfrey Show, she and financial powerhouse Suze Orman performed a financial—and psychological—intervention on "Octomom" Nadya Suleman. The best part of the show, however, involved awkward lesbian jokes related to Suleman's addiction to approval from women.

The Way We Live Now: cutting corners. Corners are expensive. You want a 90-degree angle? Pay up. Otherwise you get a ragged, crumbling edge, just like everyone else.

Martin Luther King Jr. hated the Vietnam War and spent the last year of his life vociferously arguing against it. But according to the Pentagon's top lawyer, King would've liked America's current wars! How does he know? Well, he doesn't.

Tampa police helicopter pilot Dave Dennison has been suspended after he used a police chopper to drop off a fishing net at a friend's house. But who knows how many crimes that friend might have committed if he wasn't fishing!

[You can learn a lot about a straight man by how he reacts to an ex-girlfriend dating a woman. Kanye West is probably in the "I was such a good lover, I ruined men forever" camp. Click to enlarge.]

Steve Carell will depart The Office much earlier than expected, Wendy Williams gets a third season, CBS finally speaks about Charlie Sheen, Garfunkel and Oates get an HBO show, and an inappropriate mural from Parks & Rec!

Where did Dancho Danchev go? The Bulgarian cybercrime researcher has been missing since last August. The only clues: A source who says he's "in a lot of trouble," and pictures of a mysterious government surveillance device found in his apartment.

On last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Michel Gondry stepped into the director's chair to promote his new movie The Green Hornet. The results were delightfully zany and quintessentially auteur.

According to the New York Times, investigators have obtained photographs, apparently taken by Tucson gunman Jared Loughner, of Loughner holding a gun against his "naked buttocks" and crotch.

Yesterday we told you that a revolt may be brewing at National Enquirer publisher AMI, where employees are upset about furloughs, layoffs, and perceived management screw-ups following its recent bankruptcy. Did we get some feedback from AMI execs? Did we!

Today at Gawker.TV, Kelsey and Camille Grammer talk shit about each other on separate talk shows airing simultaneously, Ricky Gervais prepares for the Golden Globes, and Donald Trump struggles to portray "Whip My Hair" in a game of charades.

Congratulations to ThisIsE for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

How long can someone record a jumping puppy begging to be let in the back door before it goes from cute to just plan mean? Watch and find out.

Need a little light in your life, specifically for your desk? Well, we're giving away two vintage industrial lamps from Chase and Scout and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!