The Taiwanese Animators Imagine Jersey Shore's Arrival in Italy

Whitney Jefferson · 01/27/11 02:30PM


...And it is much worse than we thought. Here's their take on the "situation," which includes behaving poorly many of Italy's national landmarks and painting Pauly D's face into Michelango's "Creation of Adam" at the Sistine Chapel.

Sam Zell Won't Be 'The Media's Bitch'

Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/11 02:16PM

In your ice-encased Thursday media column: Sam Zell is done with you media types, Comcast wouldn't dream of touching NBC News, rabbis (in the pocket of George Soros, commie Jew) hate Glenn Beck, and The Daily is coming next week.

Your Gym Sucks

Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/11 01:16PM

Oh gosh, something to be concerned about: people now are just going to cheap gyms and working out and leaving, rather than indulging in the "community" of group classes and flirting and juice bars. Will gyms ever be annoying again?

American Idol: Attack of the Teens

Richard Lawson · 01/27/11 12:50PM

Last night we headed to America's most dynamic city, Milwaukee. Home of beer and delicious cheese curds, Milwaukee, Algonquin for "the good land," proved a fertile ground for teenage talents. Indeed it seems we're ceding our country to the young.

Keyboard Dog Sings Romantic Song for Stuffed Animal Pig

Richard Blakeley · 01/27/11 12:45PM

On Valentines Day, what better gift is there to receive than a romantic song about all the sexy times you've had together? In this case it's Dexter the dog and his beloved stuffed animal pig.