Last night on Bridalplasty, two competitors plotted to take down another bride-to-be with the help of a code devised of complicated pantomime. Then they laughed in the other bride-to-be's face about it. This is what getting married is all about.

The Egyptian Army gave a major boost to citizens planning a general strike tomorrow by announcing, on state television, that it won't fire on protesters. In other words, President Mubarak can't resort to a bloody clampdown to save his regime.

Do you like watching people get hurt? Well, some nice person has conveniently compiled the best wipeout footage of the past month for your viewing pleasure.

Paz de la Huerta, Boardwalk Empire actress and budding Hollywood mess, has a signature look: She always matches her lipstick to her dress. Is this a method for avoiding unsightly lipstick stains? Obsessive-compulsive color coordination?

The Way We Live Now: using all of our powers of sleight of hand. Congratulations on your democracy, Egypt! Please install a dictator as your economic overseer at once! Stability at any price—that's the American Egyptian dream!

On last night's Episodes, a drunk Matt LeBlanc (playing an exaggerated version of himself) had to call in Sean and Beverly to help him escape a messy situation with a paparazzo.

This morning, Real Housewives' Camille faced the women of The View who were surprisingly kind to Kelsey Grammer's freshly-divorced wife. Perhaps is was pity? Regardless, the talk of the ex-couple's sex life was amusing!

A straight, married French man is suing GlaxoSmithKline, the manufacturer of the Parkinson's medication Requip, claiming it turned him into a gay sex addict, crossdresser, and compulsive gambler. Anyone have any idea how we can get some Requip?

Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" get a book deal, Charlie Sheen heads to rehab and puts Two and a Half Men on hiatus, an Arrested Development board game, and a full night of television!

Eating instructions! Stair running! Five Hour Energy! Ballet bodies! Polar bear workout! Polio elimination! Winter blues! Exercise brain! Diabetes everywhere! As well as racist doctors! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—again and again, unsuccessfully!

Toys are great at keeping kids busy but animals are even better, especially if they are as adorable as this chipmunk.

Chelsea Clinton's husband, Marc Mezvinsky, has apparently left his hedge fund job to go skiing in Jackson Hole, Wyoming for "a few months." His wife, however, will visit him "every few weeks." Jeez, Chelsea, give the guy some space.

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian reacts to her nude photos in W Magazine, The Bachelor's Brad Womack and Adam Carolla appear on The Soup, Portlandia puts a bird on it, and Nicki Minaj's butt wins Saturday Night Live.

Baseball. Learning to ride a bike. Trying to fit into skinny jeans. These are the activities that bond father and son for a lifetime.

When in doubt that your movie might not be the worst movie ever made, add Katherine Heigl to it. That ought to do! Also today: Batman news, Superman news, a comedian goes into business, and a CSI star returns.

Kim thought she'd be "fully covered with artwork" even though she posed completely nude for her spread in W magazine. As you might have expected, when she learned it was going out to newsstands, she cried hysterically.

A federal judge in Florida has found the new health care law's individual mandate unconstitutional in a 26-state lawsuit.

While dissecting a clip from last week's episode of The Bachelor, Brad Womack popped up to apologize for his poor behavior during his last visit to The Soup in 2007. Later, Adam Carolla announced he is Oprah's long-lost sister.

This kitten is very territorial about who comes anywhere near it's owner's boobs.