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Thundersnow is the term used to describe the simultaneous presence of thunder and snow (duh). Here, Weather Channel personality Jim Cantore, reporting from the streets in Chicago last night, gets startled by some thundersnow. His reaction is appropriately crazy.

[Brilliant political interviewer Naomi Campbell on vacation in the Adnaman Sea. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Dana Carvey is hesitant to break out his old characters when he hosts SNL this weekend, but that doesn't meant that Andy Samberg isn't going to try to convince him otherwise. Potato Boy ahoy!

Vice magazine's Cairo correspondent also got roughed up today. Clean sweep!

It's become fairly apparent that Rupert Murdoch's UK tabloid News of the World used to hack into people's phones on a regular basis in order to get stories. But nobody wants to take the blame! Instead, we get endless lawsuits.

Ngozi Pole, ex-Sen. Ted Kennedy's office manager for four years, was convicted yesterday of stealing more than $75,000 from the staff budget through secret "bonuses" he gave himself. Good. Now that that's cleared up, Washington is 100% theft-free again.

Russell Brand and Chris Brown will host SNL, the Power Rangers go samurai, bad news for The Cape, Bobby and J.R. Ewing will return for the new Dallas reboot, and everything that's new on TV tonight.

If you've seen last year's critically-acclaimed documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop, you know how Banksy and his street art friends turned the art world on its head through their crazy, semi-legal antics. Now a genius musical cat will continue their legacy.

Every Simpsons fan worth his or her weight in the yellowy gold color of those animated characters knows and loves the character of McBain. He is the ultra-macho, Schwarzenegger-like hero whose ongoing movie clips show up periodically during episodes.

Egypt's pro-Mubarak thugs are just wailing on America's anchors. ABC's Christiane Amanpour is the latest, joining Anderson Cooper and Katie Couric: "The mob chased [her crew] into the car shouting that they hate America" and smashed the windshield. Who's next?

Diet drug failure! Dogs sniff cancer! Tonsil weight gain! Fantasy camp aging! Workouts destroy marriage! HIV teen pregnancy! Nevada hates children! And table saws kill! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health.

We think it is! Just two unlikable people doing the hosting and music playing. Also today: Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be headed to Gotham, find out who's hot this pilot season, and the last days of Friday Night Lights.

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Today at Gawker.TV, Nick Offerman appears on Conan without his "Ron Swanson mustache," Angry Larry Birds, Chris Elliott talks shit about Jay Leno and Pauly D. has a case of Bieber Fever—and it's ruining his perfect coif.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Canada, you've really done it this time. This new kid's show, aptly entitled Rastamouse, features three reggae-jamming mice complete with Jamaican accents: "Rastamouse, Scratchy and Zuma. Also known as the easy crew."

John McCain, who loves switching personalities, is trying to reclaim his bipartisan Maverick hero image in the media again, now that he's secured another Senate term. And he'll get it. He always does! It's just too easy for him.

Today on The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy gives a shout out congratulations to Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon on their pregnancy, and then goes into over share mode when she talks about her own pregnancy experiences.

Singing Furby Justin Bieber has enlisted the help of Jersey Shore's The Situation and DJ Paulie D to make promos for his new 3D concert extravaganza Never Say Never. The results are terrifying.