This American Life says it's found the original secret recipe for Coca-Cola—weirdly enough, in a 1979 article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Last night, we told you about Watson, the IBM-created, Jeopardy!-playing computer, currently engaged in a three-day battle against former champs Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. The category for tonight's final clue was "U.S. Cities." How did Watson do? Badly! [Gawker.TV]

Last night, we told you about Watson, the IBM-created, Jeopardy!-playing computer, currently engaged in a three-day battle against former champs Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. The category for tonight's final clue was "U.S. Cities." How did Watson do? Badly!

Patton Oswalt shares his angle on Kentucky Fried Chicken's Famous Bowls. Or as he likes to call it, a "failure pile in a sadness bowl."

The Times of London is reporting that Gen. David Petraeus will leave his spot as the head of the U.S. Afghan Command at the end of the year, not that anyone blames him. Petraeus replaced Gen. Stanley McChrystal in the difficult, thankless job in July of 2010 after McChrystal was fired over a Rolling Stone article; a search is apparently already on for a replacement, who would theoretically be overseeing the withdrawal of American troops and thinking a lot about how great it will be when he can retire and maybe play a little golf. [Times via The Daily Beast]

A basketball player gets some applause after breaking a backboard with a slam dunk, but after such a nasty drop those men should have risen to their feet to see if the player needed help.

In Northern Quebec the locals go to crazy lengths to add variety to their diets that are mainly based of seal meat.

There are so many reasons Pixar would be an awesome company to work for, but being able to go into their super cool office everyday may be the top.

Today we looked at some science stuff that told us that working too much is bad for teens' health. That's what they've been trying to tell you! And what this one commenter would also like to tell you.

Not everyone was invited to New York Fashion Week, so here's a little look at what you commoners missed today. Above: Things got electric at the Rodarte show this morning. [Image via AP]

February is a time for Americans to celebrate our greatest Black leaders and innovators, but often the women behind the men are lost in the shuffle. Thankfully, Elite Delta Force 3 have brought us The Real Housewives of Civil Rights.

Clearly massive amounts of portable outdoor toilets, beer and drunk people don't mix.

Public Policy Polling finds that 51 percent of Republican primary voters nationwide think President Obama wasn't born in the United States. Maybe some just responded that way for fun. But 51 percent is... a lot of percent.

Hey, ladies: Have you been longing for a diaper to sop up excess period blood? Not an ugly diaper, but a sleek sexy one? You're in luck: Here is a new product called Sexy Period™ panties. I am of two minds about it.

Or Paula, or Kara, or Simon... and plus Jennifer Lopez and crazy Steven Tyler. It appears there's no hard feelings on Ellen's part, though — so this interview less awkward than you're hoping it'll be.

Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, an Iraqi defector under Saddam Hussein whose claims about the former dictator's mobile biological weapons programs were used heavily in the Bush Administration's public case for war, has an interesting story to tell everyone. The source, who, under the alias "Curveball" in intelligence reports, provided a foundation for Secretary of State Colin Powell's famous speech to the United Nations a month before the Iraq invasion, admits that he just made it up to get Hussein out of power.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was indicted today on charges of child prostitution for allegedly paying a then-17-year-old Moroccan girl called "Ruby Heart-Stealer" for sex. His trial will start in April. On the upside, the spectacle will probably distract the Italian public from his two other ongoing prosecutions for tax fraud and bribery. Italy!

On last night's episode, Spencer and Toby randomly get closer, Caleb and Hanna get closer. Emily is (predictably) kissed by someone unexpected and Toby is cleared of all suspicion, for now.

Wendy tried to make sense of the Great Bieber Grammy Disaster, confusing him with Justin Timberlake in the process. Of course, her lack of knowledge about the music industry didn't prevent her from giving unsolicited advice to Esperanza Spalding.

Sheyla Hershey—the dysmorphic damsel who went from having the world's largest breasts to no breasts at all when her KKK-cup implants nearly killed her—is currently in a coma after a deliberate drug overdose last night, her second suicide attempt in two months.