Natalie Portman's bones look amazing in Black Swan, right? So maybe being a vegan and going to ballet class will make you look like her, right? Wrong!

Here's a clip from China's "Jasmine Revolution" protests on Sunday in Beijing, where a smiling U.S. Ambassador (and possible presidential candidate) Jon Hunstman walks into the middle of the crowd! He tells the cameraman that he's just there "to look around," and he then leaves. The video (with its hilarious soundtrack) was posted on the Chinese nationalist site M4 along with this breathless warning about U.S. meddling:

Seeing Jason Suedkis on Conan last night felt more like watching fraternity brothers hanging out than a television interview. Not that we're complaining! He brought along some super-spicy Buffalo Wild Wings from Flastbush Avenue, Brooklyn and frat-boy staple Natural Light.

Think back five long years ago, when hot shot publisher-to-the-stars Judith Regan was embroiled in a huge scandal that was the talk of the media world: after HarperCollins fired her, Regan sued them. In her suit, she alleged that a mystery News Corp executive had told her to lie to federal investigators who were vetting former NYPD chief Bernie Kerik—a man that Regan slept with.

There are many dramatic ways someone could be issued a foul in soccer, grabbing the opposing players hand and using it to slap yourself in the face is probably one of the most dramatic.

This closed-circuit video shows footage of a jeweler handily taking down two armed robbers, hurling one over the glass counter and chasing them both out the door.

New Orleans is known for two things: fat people and natural disasters. Oh, and Mardi Gras and music and corruption. New Orleans is known for lots of things, and we got to see a little bit of each one.

If you were channel-surfing around the time this episode aired last night, you might have been confused if you landed on NBC around 10pm. What's with all that blood? Did Kelly Bensimon finally lose her mind and kill Bethenny Frankel?

Meet Bogden, a seven year-old Serbian boy who appears to be magnetic. Everything from utensils, plates, and remote controls cling to young Bogden until he removes them himself. Further more he can't even walk by computers because they'll stop working.

David Arquette gave his first post-rehab interview to Oprah, and it turns out he was a beer-swilling smoking baby. Arquette describes the scene of his intervention ("I go, what up, turkeys?") and says he had his first drink at the age of four, began "seriously drinking" at 12, and stole pot from his father at the age of 8.

The State Department is now warning against "unauthorized" media entering Libya: "entering Libya to report on the events unfolding there is additionally hazardous with the government labeling unauthorized media as terrorist collaborators and claiming they will be arrested if caught."

You know how you're always going on about how Snoop Dogg, Ted Williams and Warren G should all be involved in a retro-style dating show that's really just a commercial for phones? Well, non-existent person, the Internet heard you.

Oh what drama! Last night was part one of the two-part finale to the segment of American Idol that could be called Judges' Choice. Meaning tonight is the last time the judges will decide who lives or dies, and then the contestants will be thrown to the heaving, frothing, blood-starved masses.

Say what you will about Kevin Smith, but the man gives a great interview. This clip has it all: Mallrats, Jason Mewes, the Westboro Baptist Church, Jupids, and a first-person account of Friday's "incident" on Real Time with Bill Maher.

The U.S. government won huge lawsuit against the tobacco industry five years ago, based on the fact that the tobacco industry has been unconscionably killing Americans with blatant lies for 50 years. And the tobacco companies were like, "you got us! Okay, haha, you got us. We'll stop that."

Charlie Sheen goes on a "private adult vacation" with a porn star, a stoner sex kitten, and his ex. Lindsay Lohan considers a plea deal requiring six months of jail time. Hugh Hefner sets a date for his wedding to a 24-year-old. Thursday gossip harshes the mellow.

What's with it with talk show hosts showing us their bloody wounds lately? Yesterday it was Jimmy Fallon going under the knife on Dr. Oz and today Regis took off his band-aid to reveal an open wound. TMI, fellas!

Grab yer spurs and saddles, kids! This finale-train is headed for the rodeo. All aboard!

Fox News reaches new levels of absurdity with this interview, featuring a man who foreclosed on his own bank. No mention of the fact that this guy happens to be a vampire. Nope, those fangs are perfectly normal.

This sexy star is already going under the knife to keep his good looks. This actress needs a paternity test and this actor believes he'll win an Oscar so he can share God's message with the world. We'd rather he just get a face lift.