The Upper Breast Side is Manhattan's leading lactation and breastfeeding resource center and retail store with a pun in its name. A valuable resource for befuddled and sore-titted moms. Naturally, a cabal of wealthy bastards want to destroy it.

This is relevant to my interests—and not just because I was in my high school's production of Once Upon a Mattress. See a young Zooey sing "In a Little While" with Glee's Matthew Morrison.

The first tsunami waves generated from this morning's massive earthquake near Japan have now reached the Hawaiian islands. So far, everyone appears to be safe. The word from the Honolulu Star-Advertiser:

Earlier this morning an earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter scale rocked Japan. Here are all the must watch videos coming in from the small island nation. Are we missing any? Email us at tips@gawker.tv and we'll add them.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Authorities in Japan said at least 32 people have died in the largest earthquake in the country's recorded history. A disaster management official told the AP, "We don't even know the extent of damage." [AP]

This is CNN's horrifying, engrossing video of the first tsunami that hit the Japanese coast after Friday's 8.9-magnitude earthquake; apparently, this is muddy water from the Natori river in northeast Japan, pushed upstream into farm fields, taking with it whole buildings.

An earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter scale just hit off the coast of Japan on Friday, sending a massive, terrifying wave to the country's northeast and causing untold amounts of damage.

Responding to a report that NPR was closer to accepting a $5 million donation from a phony Muslim group than previously acknowledged, NPR released e-mails to TPM backing up their claim that they had refused the money.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert discussed probable Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Colbert noted that Gingrich must "explain his past positions; specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." That was just the beginning. [Gawker.TV]

Tonight, Stephen Colbert discussed probable Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Colbert noted that Gingrich must "explain his past positions; specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." That was just the beginning.

According to TMZ, police are raiding Charlie Sheen's Beverly Hills' home in a "pre-planned raid" tonight:

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen issued a tirade against his former Two and a Half Men co-star, Jon Cryer, labeling him a, "turncoat, traitor, troll." On tonight's episode of Conan, Cryer appeared on stage to respond to Sheen's insults. Here's video. [Gawker.TV]

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen issued a tirade against his former Two and a Half Men co-star, Jon Cryer, labeling him a, "turncoat, traitor, troll." On tonight's episode of Conan, Cryer appeared on stage to respond to Sheen's insults. Here's video.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out the hypocrisy of Congressman Peter King's crusade against Muslim Americans, considering his ties to terrorist group the IRA. Tonight, Stewart picked apart King's response to the accusations. They didn't wash. [Gawker.TV]

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out the hypocrisy of Congressman Peter King's crusade against Muslim Americans, considering his ties to terrorist group the IRA. Tonight, Stewart picked apart King's response to the accusations. They didn't wash.

If you want to online date but are concerned about unusual likes and/or sexual habits, Microsoft has patented a service for you! The service helps people with "fringe interests and eccentricities" find mates without having to explain everything to the squares.

Here's the first official trailer for The Smurfs, the Niel Patrick Harris-starring live-action (and partially animated, too, duh) big screen version of the hugely popular '80s TV series. So, how's it look? Well... bad. In fact, very, very bad. Oy.

Well, it finally happened: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, together since 2007 are finito. A source told PEOPLE "there are no hard feelings. It was completely mutual and they both decided it was time to move on."

Patton Oswalt knows that flying sucks. According to him, Jet Blue acknowledges this by distracting you with bad television and sugary, salty, chocolate-y snacks until you're brain dead enough to think you had fun while flying.